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Surly Seniors Become Sad Divorcées

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Hydroceph
05/03/09

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I'm almost glaring in my senior picture, but i'm still with the guy i went out with the day after my 21st birthday, almost 18 years later, and before you hurt yourself doing the math, i'm 38. So suck on that.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
05/03/09

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great. I didn't glower in my yearbook photo, but I was the moody, arty type - and the last guy I dated told me I should have a tattoo on my ass stating "if you can read this, you may already be too close" - I'M DOOMED !!! DOOMED I TELL YOU !!!
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
05/03/09

( still thinking about getting that tattoo )
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hatey
05/03/09

@The Boulevard of Broken Queens: Dude, I'm thinking about getting that tattoo, now.
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gawkimo
05/03/09

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The problem with my high school yearbook photo isn't that I'm not smiling; it's that I'm not smiling beneath a Flock of Seagulls haircut.
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Cicada
05/03/09

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Most people I know hated high school,no matter how much they smiled in their yearbook pictures.

I would posit an alternative hypothesis to explain these results: successfully married people are better at pretending they're happy. It makes just as much sense as this asinine study.
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JaviDecimal
05/03/09

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Um i thought I glowered in high school because I was the only gay kid in a small bumfuck town...I was all smiles though when I left!
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@I ♥ Bitchy Trampolines: You, too?
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@I ♥ Bitchy Trampolines: I had the biggest shit-eating grin when the last bell rang. To this day, i remember looking around, thinking "Fuck yourselves, the lot of you," and quietly slipping off campus.
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VoxPopuli
05/03/09

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We didn't have quotes in my yearbook, but I seem to remember that I had a sort of half-smile and somewhat skeptical expression. And here I am!

Also...I lost all my yearbooks sometime in my 20s amid my many moves and didn't notice for quite a while. What does that mean? I'm not sentimental, perhaps?
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@VoxPopuli: You lost yours? Now i'm jealous. I can see mine right now, and i loathed high school.
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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
05/03/09

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We didn't do quotes, but I glowered then, I glower now and my spouse doesn't seem to mind.
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Private Hangnail
05/03/09

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I had an Orwell quote, It's fatal to look hungry, it makes people want to kick you, and I didn't show up to have my picture taken. This might lead to the scientific conclusion that I'm an unhappy serial killer, but really, I'm very content with my glorious work.
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@Private Hangnail: so...you're a happy serial killer? Wait...Dexter? Is that you?
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Almostbanned
05/03/09

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Is there anyone who didn't come off as an embarrassing tool in their high school yearbook? Because I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.
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skahammer
05/03/09

@Almostbanned: Without a shred of evidence, I'd still be willing to put some money down on Obama, Clooney, and Naomi Klein. And maybe Nelson Mandela.

But I think you're right otherwise, everyone else is pretty much in the same boat.
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@Almostbanned: Do they have to be aware now how toolish they were back then? Because that makes a difference in the answer.
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RachelSklar
05/03/09

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My high school quotes were "Don't dream it, be it" from Rocky Horror and "Nothing is achieved without enthusiasm" by Ralph Waldo Emerson. I also used the word "Ganong" because it used to make me giggle uncontrollably, and is right now. I'm not married.
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@RachelSklar: Did we date? should we have dated? Because one of my quotations was also from RHPS: "Stay sane inside insanity."
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Charlotte Rae's Web
05/03/09

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I'm hanging out for the end of my tween daughter's sleepover and I'm looking at these girls, wondering which ones will be smiley or glowering... and even imagining if any of them will end up in a 2016 version of that lovely family-to-be pic.

Yes, I think one of them might.
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Holden Caulfield
05/03/09

@Charlotte Rae's Web: I just LOLed.
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Holden Caulfield
05/03/09

@Holden Caulfield: I'm a BIG fan of judging 11-year-olds.
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Charlotte Rae's Web
05/03/09

@Holden Caulfield: See the odds are it will be my kid who ends up posing for that picture.
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Hydroceph
05/03/09

@Charlotte Rae's Web: Here's to clear-sightedness in regards to your own spawn [hoists a gallon-sized martini glass]. I figure my son will either be the president of his senior class or the head of his prison gang when the California Youth Authority takes over parenting. There's not going to be any middle ground.
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mattyhop
05/03/09

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I dont care about the article, but I do think the pic is just about the most awesome/terrible thing I have ever seen.
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VoxPopuli
05/03/09

@mattyhop: It's the hand on the ass that really puts it over the edge. As if the topless pregnant lady and Eminem clone weren't enough.
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friend_of_a_friend
05/03/09

@VoxPopuli: Imagine when that poor baby grows up and that's the only picture of his/her mom and dad "happy".
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
05/03/09

@mattyhop: There's no safe place to rest my eyes!
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