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Tom Cruise Hasn't Met a Script He Hasn't Asked to Be Rewritten

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depardoo
04/22/09

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I never before realized that Tom Cruise has Donald Trump's fingers.
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Spirit Fingers
04/22/09

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Erm, Walgreens and Marvel. I mean will there be a new line of heroes based on laxatives and Vicks Vaporub? This is fear inducing. I'm having visions of an aged person donning Depends, Dr. Scholl's foot inserts, and those pharmacy brand reading glasses, with dueling kinetic powers of prune juice blasters and expired candy corn grenades. Bob Newhart to star.
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mslewis
04/22/09

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Well, I really don't like Patricia Cornwell's "Scarpetti" novels because they're too graphic; but I do love Angelina Jolie so I definitely will see the movie(s). From what I remember from the two novels I did read, Angelina seems like a good match for Scarpetti.
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bytememehard
04/22/09

@mslewis: You don't like Patricia Cornwell's "Scarpetti" novels because they're too graphic?!?!?! Jesus, honey. What about because they are anathema to literature?
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