In her topless beach photo shoot, Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil looks about as uncomfortable as she will make you feel.
Tan Mom: 'I Was Black'

Class act Patricia Krentcil — better known as "Tan Mom," because have you seen her? — is looking a lot less like a raisin these days.
Here's Tan Mom's Drunken Mess of an Appearance at a Gay New York Night Club
Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil, best known for looking like beef jerky and being charged earlier this year for child endangerment when authorities suspected that she took her 5-year-old tanning, appeared onstage during XL's Wednesday night drag show. Obliterated, she gave the gays the mess they were obviously craving…
Snooki Calls Tan Mom a 'Crazy Bitch,' Criticizes Her Parenting Skills
Jersey Shore's resident tanning aficionado Snooki has called out "Tan Mom" Patricia Krentcil for allegedly taking her daughter to a tanning salon.