My condolences to Chris Henry's loved ones. It must have been terrible having to experience a loss overshadowed by something like this; especially if you bought into the news 12 hours earlier, only to be short-changed your relief by something this tragic.
Edit: Took out a lame joke about Fake Gerry. It wasn't funnier than the tragedy of the situation.
Twitterland? If I ever say anything remotely like "Gawkerland" please send the nice men with the white coats to escort me to my new room with the soft, soft walls.
PS: this whole stupid twitter business aside, RIP Chris. While I don't think anyone really expected you to make it to old age, you seemed to be genuinely on the right track to redemption. You'll be missed.
My mom brought me back a kimono from vacation. I was thinking of just wearing that and an old camo trucker hat I have lying around and go as a Mark Penn microdemographic? #halloween
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Edit: Took out a lame joke about Fake Gerry. It wasn't funnier than the tragedy of the situation.
12/17/09
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(Sad news about Chris Henry of course)
12/17/09
"You are a low level human being"
Fucking Twitter-tards. Ugh.
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PS: this whole stupid twitter business aside, RIP Chris. While I don't think anyone really expected you to make it to old age, you seemed to be genuinely on the right track to redemption. You'll be missed.
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10/21/09
10/21/09
When people say "hey, TableNein, where's your costume?" I'll tell them I just came in my pants. #halloween
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10/21/09
Sexy dead Michael Jackson.
Sexy dead Ed Ed McMahon.
Sexy dead Farah Fawcett. #halloween
10/21/09
All I need is a neon green diamond shaped piece of origami (Called a "plumbob" on the game) and I'm set. #halloween