Sir Patrick Stewart Isn't High Enough to Handle This

The blessed union of Sir Patrick Stewart and Sunny Ozell has yielded yet another instant classic—40 seconds of Stewart silently coping with the worst Christmas hat ever manufactured.

The blessed union of Sir Patrick Stewart and Sunny Ozell has yielded yet another instant classic—40 seconds of Stewart silently coping with the worst Christmas hat ever manufactured.

James McAvoy's Patrick Stewart impression has been well-known for years, so when Sir Pat Stew himself asked to hear it, he couldn't say no. He wouldn't do the entire "Space, the final frontier" monologue, unfortunately, but he blew Stewart away with an X-Men line instead.
Close friends and X-Men costars Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart are already dressed for this Sunday's Super Bowl, though they might be confused about exactly which sport is being played. At least they got the teams right, though.
In case you were worried that married life would crimp Sir Patrick Stewart's inimitable style, fear not.
So what's Sir Patrick Stewart up to these days? Well, since moving to Park Slope and getting engaged to his 35-year-old singer-songwriter girlfriend Sunny Ozell, it seems he's been spending all of his time getting high in treehouses and teaching his fiancée about the finer points of ACTING.
Sir Patrick Stewart, guest of honor at this weekend's Comicpalooza in Houston, left attendees awestruck after responding with passion to one fan's gratitude for helping her deal with a history of domestic abuse.
Magnet-powered mutant ultranationalist Magneto will set aside his political convictions for a day and officiate the wedding of his old friend and sometime enemy, assimilationist schoolmaster Professor Charles Xavier. Sort of.There are real human beings involved, but some of us have dreamed of writing this headline for…
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Good news for people who like theatre but refuse to cross the river into bustling Brooklyn. Brooklyn Academy of Music's acclaimed weirdo video bloody Macbeth starring Patrick Stewart is moving to Broadway at the end March. [Playbill]