I have a better idea: The Mark Penn Shit Toss. For $10 a throw, you try to drop Mark Penn into an enormous vat of fresh cow shit. The debt would be gone in an afternoon.
It's cute how all you kids raised on Clinton-hate by your conservative parents make jokes about sex and Bill. Aw. It's downright adorable. "Is that sex slang??" I think I heard BillO say that back in '98.
@SinisterRouge:I'm a flaming liberal raised by my parents on a diet of feminist agenda. I was the only 8 year old wearing a tee-shirt that said, "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." My mom read us stories from Ms. Magazine over dinner. And I think the Bill jokes just write themselves.
Still a great president, far better than either of the ones he's flanked by.
Ladies, a slow, hip-swinging walk past Bill C.'s office would probably be enough to earn that "fun filled adventure in New York." Bonus points if you're carrying a little winter weight gain. I bet he can totally get WEST SIDE STORY tickets!
A day of fun-filled adventure with Bill in NYC while Hillary is away in DC bogged down with her secretarial duties? Where do I sign up and is it proper etiquette to let a former President by the first round?
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Still a great president, far better than either of the ones he's flanked by.
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Conversely, how much do I have to pay to avoid these people? In DC there's a real risk.