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    Image of Clarissima Clarissima
    11/16/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    The way he holds that camera is purely barfy. #pauljanka
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    11/14/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Why yes, I WOULD like some coffee. And yes, I DO want it up the ass. But not at the same time, please. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    I get a venereal disease vibe from him #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Il Douche. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Janka looks like a dirty Bruce Campbell in the second photo. Or maybe some sort of horrible meta nightmare of Ash Williams and Edward Cullen. There's a "sparkly boomstick" joke in there somewhere, but I just can't. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    I hear that if you're Mormon he'll offer to put Postum up your ass. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Perhaps the ticket was to Rome, New York? Ya never know... #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    I can't improve on what y'all have already said, so I'll only add: Stop making that duckface!

    Seriously, these pics need to be uploaded stat: [antiduckface.com]
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    I can smell the Axe body spray and Valtrex through my monitor. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    come for the coffee, leave with the herpes! #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Well, at least public shaming via the internet has him using a fake name, though it clearly hasn't led to any further changes of tactics.

    Imagine all the women who've pulled a Mime Scream Face when Captain Date Rapey has introduced himself. Tee hee! #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Wait... Illy or Lavazza?

    If it were me, I'd have taken the ticket and lost his number. Then again, I'm a whore for good espresso. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    Want some coffee, and............ whaaaaaaaaaat?

    Um, he's not THAT cute.... #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    What? Like the back of a Volkswagen? #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 'Want Some Coffee and Want It Up the Ass?' A Paul Janka Story
    1. Iron your shirt.

    2. Shave a little so your stubble doesn't creep down your neck haphazardly.

    3. Get yourself a friend. Having to take a photo of yourself BY yourself (and not having the foresight to crop the camera out of the photo) is a lonely cry for help. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Re: number 3, I think he's going for the "myspace attention whore" look. #pauljanka
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    11/13/09

    @femme-bot: he passesd with flying colors. #pauljanka
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