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It's a man's way. The way of a manly man. Men man man men manly men man. Penis vagina.
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08/03/09
"I was impressed by the conversation and her general attitude."
So he was impressed that she didn’t run away like a "might about to get raped" cat in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon?
08/03/09
what am I doing wrong?
oh right...that whole honesty part...
08/03/09
...Don't answer that.
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08/04/09
Better?
08/04/09
Look, not to go all Jezebel on your ass, but the last thing I expect to have to put up with on Gawker is the thinly veiled misogyny of, "Girls just want to be treated bad, that's why Nice Guys like me can't get laid." Clue: if you're only trying to get laid, you may well be a predatory creep, just not as straightforward about it as this guy.
Not to mention the part where he's probably lying through his teeth, because saying he struck out would amount to a negative product review. Sadly, I've never been to Paris, but can anyone who has fill me in on the likelihood of actually being able to fuck someone under the Eiffel Tower?
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08/14/09
Why do I need to play games, bullshit and lie to get into a girls pants? and that is how 99% of women like it by the way, in a gross general exaggeration.
I'd rather just go straight to the point, attraction? check, connection? check, so why do I need to play the game? just an honest, "Hey, wanna go to my place and shag?" would suffice no?
08/03/09
Hah! Nice ad placement, Gawker!
08/03/09
Put Your Head in My Lap?
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12/10/08
12/10/08
How about a show where they just film idiots trying to pick up women in bars, then two women judges come out and accost the participants and everybody judges the situation? Comedy GOLD baby. The pick-up-ees could even be plants. So there could be themes: blond fake-boobed socialites, women openly displaying lower back tattoos, same sex and so on. It would be educational as well.
It can't be that hard to get drunk f-tards to sign a release form for say $50.
I think it's crucial to have female judges though. Two honest slutty ones and then one of their grannies.
I'm thinking about this too much.
I would watch it though.
12/10/08
12/09/08
Is anyone else concerned that both he and Mystery have been gifted with television shows, and what that says about the state of American media?
Plus, I thought he was supposed to be so over, this past summer. Why did that deal fall through? (It would have required less sponsors ...)
12/09/08
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12/09/08
1) WHAM!
2) refers to their "hustle"
3) When offering to give something away, says it will be F-R-E-E! (imagine someone saying this irl)
I think Paul Janka just kind of came out. Time to organize a Jezebel party.
12/09/08