Very Racist Maine Governor: Beware the "Ziki Fly"
Noted racist and child labor proponent Paul LePage just wants us to be safe. That’s why he told us to watch out for “D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty” and why he saved us from those pesky labor murals. Now, he’s trying to save us from the biggest threat of all: The dreaded “Ziki Fly.”
Another Republican Governor Removes Painting of Poor People
Don't you just love this new batch of Republican governors? This may be the first crop to produce two governors who've pissed people off by removing paintings of the poor in their first months in office. First there was Maine Gov. Paul LePage, who took down a large labor mural because it gave businessmen the willies.…
Maine Gov's Favorite Highway Sign Stolen, Ransom Note Delivered to Stephen King
Earlier this year, supporters of labor mural-hating, child labor-loving Maine governor Paul LePage honored him by having an "Open for Business" sign installed along a highway in Kittery, on the Pine Tree state's southern border. Almost overnight, all the world's corporations except Groupon moved to Maine. But just…
Feds Want Their Maine Labor Mural Money Back
The federal government is intervening in the great labor mural crisis of Maine, where snippy Tea Party Gov. Paul LePage ordered a 36-foot mural of the state's labor history removed the state's Department of Labor because a couple of businessmen didn't like it.

