@bytememehard: I just thought she was lame when she was finally given a chance to accept her award. And now, don't mean to be rude, I'm excusing myself from caring about this. #jenniferaniston
@FormerEnglishMajor: but they did find cocaine in his system, but the mays family-funded autopsy found that the cocaine had an "isolated" (or some such ridiculous, non-medical term) presence in his body in the days leading up to his death. but it didn't cause anything, as far as they want us/insurers to know. #jenniferaniston
I'll never understand the appeal of ginormous-headed, lazy-eyed scuzzy John Mayer. Is it his irritating warbling that makes them want to kiss him so he'll shut up? #jenniferaniston
Thank you @Pearls. Exactly. The Walrus was, according to Glass Onion, Paul. So @timeoutofmind, fuckoff, and don't talk to me about The Beatles. I get stabby.
It continues to amaze and horrify me this Jon and Kate story. The worst fiction writer in the world could not have come up with an unfolding narrative such as this. Just when you think they've reached the final plateau of cheese and self-indulgence, nope, there's a new horizon. Even Jackie Collins has standards.
May I just say, after a very disappointing season of Degrassi, I was very pleased with Degrassi Goes to Hollywood, although watching Jason Mewes behave like an actual human is even more disconcerting than I ever imagined it would be.
@Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach: Well the movie totally centered around all the good people who are no longer on the show, so that helps. Craig+Ellie 4eva, yo.
@FaceMelter: I've also think she's hot and would be an entertaining night or week, but I don't know that I'd want to be there, when she gets up on the wrong side of the bed. (see Lorena Bobbitt)
The UWS is lousy with celebs and "celebs" already, so I don't think it'll matter. They live around Central Park West, away from the riff-raff (us) and send "the help" out for the Pampers. Angie and Brad might make a few photo-ops trips to Gray's and there might be the odd sighting here and there, but don't expect to see them holding up the line at the local Starbucks every day.
Also, skip Zabar's bagels and go next door to H&H. Yeah, they're overrated, but often the bagels are still warm from the oven and that is just heaven.
@VoxPopuli: True I never get a bagel at Zabar's. Always H&H and I don't think they're overrated but sometimes they're not worth the homeless guy that holds the door for you and wants to be paid for that.
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Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston
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I should just learn to pick the git-tar, I guess. #jenniferaniston
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And might I point out that the cherry flavoring on that thing petered out a looooong time ago.
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Now, who sang "I am the Walrus" ??
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..Because nothing should entice you to cast LiLo in your project more than being part of a staged "reality" process of doing so...
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PS. This clip is fuckin' HILARIOUS.
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Also, skip Zabar's bagels and go next door to H&H. Yeah, they're overrated, but often the bagels are still warm from the oven and that is just heaven.
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