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The Comprehensive Guide To The Nu-Fameball Class of 2009
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A Privileged Life: Celebrating WASP Style


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SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER.
05/24/09
I was wondering if gawker even knew about this, or if they're buddies with her. Either way, it's cringe-inducing.
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Assembled here is a cast of characters that only our culture and our sort of, time spirit, could possibly produce.. Singularly.
America. What a country.
But admit it, we love them. We adore them. All of them. And I for one am not afraid to admit it. They do so much for us, on so many different levels.
This admission was hatched because I made a public declaration of love for the Lady gaga song "poker face", and the flood gates have opened. Inhibitions about what brings me joy, as well as the pretense of what I pretend to enjoy, are falling away.
Kind of like what I imagine a newly outed gay man feels... It's doesn't suck, this feeling.
Inside edition is officially no longer a guilty pleasure, by the way.
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"MEET THE NEW WAVE OF GREAT GATSBYS -- WEB SCRIBES WHO CHRONICLE THE RICH AND ALMOST FAMOUS."
Now, not to split hairs here, but wouldn't the people who were rich and "almost" famous be equal to the Gatsbys, which would make the people covering them be equivalent to other characters, say, for example, "Owl-eyes" or Ewing Klipspringer? I would say, however, that Mary Rambin would definitely correspond to Daisy Buchanan. That's just me though.
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I summoned Brooke Astor on the Ouija board tonight, and she agrees with you.
"Torch this fucking place please don't make a mockery oh god here come the demons again" was the exact message. She also said something about Christ, Islam, and Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, but it's all a little too disturbing to repeat here.
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You're welcome anytime, as long as you don't mind the ruinous splendour, Miss Havisham decor and the occasional indoor bat. We'll get fucked up together, do leave your calling card. It will be fun.
05/24/09
does Spiegelman have a blog somewhere? is there anywhere other than here?
Disquietude.
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