Sadly this is the beginning of some bad, bad stuff. Odd and needless trinkets, forgetting his keys, forgetting the names of grandchildren, it all starts with carrying little toys. #paulmccartney
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This so completely proves that money is everything. Otherwise why would a beautiful woman date somebody's grandmum? #paulmccartney
@bytememehard: I just thought she was lame when she was finally given a chance to accept her award. And now, don't mean to be rude, I'm excusing myself from caring about this. #jenniferaniston
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Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston