""Handsome men! Handsome men!" she was heard yelling like a dog barking at a car when a firetruck drove by during a recent red carpet appearance. She then ran down the street, braying at them and waving her little handbag."
bitch mary please like we ALL haven't done that, don't lie, why some days I set my panties on fire and throw them in a dumpster just to have some manly men show up around here
Did Mr. Lawson have a "thing" for Andy Roddick?? I'm puzzled!! Andy is a truly awful person, really!! There are far more beautiful and fun tennis players out there than he and I'm sure if Mr. Lawson made an effort he could meet some of them. I suggest visiting the U.S. Open during the first weekend of play. The lovely Bryan brothers are currently available. A two-for-one deal!!!
@mslewis: Who cares if he was awful? He was easy to look at and really, it's not like he'd have been able to talk with my you-know-what in his you-know-where.
Look, Paul Newman may have been a drunk, but you have to understand that he was caught in a loveless marriage and he never got over the death of the man he had a repressed homosexual desire for and he just needed to keep drinking until he heard the click in his head that made him able to stand himself.
@freedc: Even better, let's get an old VW frame and put a Porsche engine in it and race one like Paul used to do. The Jalopniks might know of one, but they are too cool to ever come over to Gawker.
@Restorationista: More gossip on Korean-American hipster-grifters, please!
I'm tellin' ya, she doesn't exist. It's an InterredNaught hoax. She is just the dumpground for everybody who spent the rent on blow this month. Wouldn't you rather your parents believe it was all for a poor lone lorn Korean orphan?
Consider the old antebellum south, for instance. Embezzlement set world records even Wall Street couldn't match. And it was all credited to a dopey band of dumb cracker guerillas labeled the James Boys. By last account, they personally stole, that five-person band, a hundred million in 2006 dollars. Asked how this was possible, Frank James said, "We worked weekends."
"Don't believe anything you read or hear." - anonymous
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bitch mary please like we ALL haven't done that, don't lie, why some days I set my panties on fire and throw them in a dumpster just to have some manly men show up around here
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Ben's not invited?
Ba dum chee.
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Sigh. I'm sorry, Richard. Truly, I am.
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And Lincoln said, yeah? Well, you're ugly ...
Wait, I'm mixing up my junk drokes...
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(I can't read that word properly anymore after realizing it is arabic... I keep thinking.. "Al Muh-Nahk... Must find out what a manac is..."
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Forgot why I came here. Here it is, Roddick's private tennis ball dispenser:
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Not Safe For Work Sports. Nice.
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I don't need to hear this.
More gossip on Korean-American hipster-grifters, please!
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I'm tellin' ya, she doesn't exist. It's an InterredNaught hoax. She is just the dumpground for everybody who spent the rent on blow this month. Wouldn't you rather your parents believe it was all for a poor lone lorn Korean orphan?
Consider the old antebellum south, for instance. Embezzlement set world records even Wall Street couldn't match. And it was all credited to a dopey band of dumb cracker guerillas labeled the James Boys. By last account, they personally stole, that five-person band, a hundred million in 2006 dollars. Asked how this was possible, Frank James said, "We worked weekends."
"Don't believe anything you read or hear." - anonymous
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