yes, i'm willing to wake up with a hangover in saskatchewan, canada. and be paid to write about it. it ain't paris, but a hangover's a hangover...right?
@naboo: @naboo: To dignify you: yes, true! But I really thought it was an interesting cross-section of pop culture I hadn't seen anyone else cover. And since literally EVERYONE else is doing MJ stories today, I wanted to run this.
On that note: Compare me to the estimable Jessica Coen - that's fair, she's really good! I can haz predecessors. Tell me I suck: Fine! But make the ever-cliche, tired, and just plain annoying "slow news day" quip that's been used a thousand times over, and I'll ban you. Which I just did. Further reading:
OK, Spencer, I have a deal for you. To this point in time, I have simply considered to a useless fame whore, desperate for my attention. However, based on that photo above, you look kind of hot, so this is what I'm offering.
Blow me. Seriously, get on your knees, and suck my cock. In exchange, I'll agree to allow myself to be totally entranced by your celebrity. I'll watch your shows, buy tabloids featuring you, and even go to that bar you own, Les Douches, or whatever it's called.
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Oscar Wilde.
Also:
[lolebrity.net]
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Can you get paid for writing these? Because I could write one, like, at least once a week.
And interestingly, my hangover mornings often include toast. Synergies!
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"ven-TAZ-tick men"
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On that note: Compare me to the estimable Jessica Coen - that's fair, she's really good! I can haz predecessors. Tell me I suck: Fine! But make the ever-cliche, tired, and just plain annoying "slow news day" quip that's been used a thousand times over, and I'll ban you. Which I just did. Further reading:
[lifehacker.com]
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Blow me. Seriously, get on your knees, and suck my cock. In exchange, I'll agree to allow myself to be totally entranced by your celebrity. I'll watch your shows, buy tabloids featuring you, and even go to that bar you own, Les Douches, or whatever it's called.
Do we have a deal?
[poponthepop.com]
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