Music Site Shames Couple Caught Heavy Petting at Lollapalooza [NSFW]

A roving cameraman for music site The Dankles spotted a couple of Lollapalooza attendees engaging in some hardcore heavy petting in the front row of a Dog Blood concert, and naturally snapped a photo for posterity.
‘Amateur Porn Video’ Filmed on Moving BART Train [NSFW]
Between the naked acrobats assaulting riders and the commute-disrupting strikes, San Francisco's BART is quickly usurping the mantle of Most Obnoxious Transit System away from far more deserving candidates such as NYC's MTA and Boston's MBTA.
Tennis Makes Pippa Middleton Super Horny
The British royal family's waking nightmare Pippa Middleton proved once again last week that you can take the girl out of the color coordinated party supply business but you can't remove her hands from the ass of her lover, because they have been firmly attached there with rubber cement. Photographs have surfaced of…
Google Street View Catches Couple Having Sex Inside a French Clothing Store's Dressing Room
Back in 2010, Gizmodo predicted that Google Store View — Street View's in-store component — "probably won't result is as many hilarious candids" as its older sibling. Well, it took a minute, but pretty fantastic Google Store View candid has finally been located.
Just Once, Mary-Kate Wishes Her Dad Would Drop Her Off without Kissing Her Goodbye
Oops, nevermind, that's her boyfriend, 42-year-old Oliver Sarkozy (half-brother of former French president Nicolas). They're in love! Happy Veterans Day.
Customers Refuse to Press Charges Against Couple Having Sex on Restaurant Table Because, Hey, Dinner and a Show
A pair of patrons at Paddy Murphy's Irish Pub & Restaurant in Orlando took their public display of affection a little too far when they started having sex in full view of other customers.
Lindsay Lohan's Little Italy BlackBerry Bodega Brouhaha
This may be one of my favorite gossip items, ev-ar: Lindsay Lohan ended up having to call cops to get her BlackBerry back from a bodega in Little Italy, reports the Daily News today. Where? Who? What? Why? How?
Lindsay Lohan's Pregnant Belly Is Fake, But That PDA Certainly Isn't
Until now, we had some troubles fully accepting Lindsay Lohan As Lesbian. Don't get us wrong. We are major fans of unicorn-straddling shoe fairies, C-list lesbian couples coming out, and someone finally putting food on Portia de Rossi's table every night. But we were fond of Lindsay's borderline feminist habit of…
When It Comes To Celeb PDA, Boob And Crotch Grabs Are Par For The Course
When it comes to celebrity couples making out in public, you'd think all those beautiful people would know how to make a kiss look hot. They manage to do it on-screen with complete strangers, and frankly, a large part of their job is to hook up take after take and make it still look steamy and unrehearsed, right?…
