Fred Willard Could Avoid Lewd Conduct Charges With 'Don't Jerk It in Public' Counseling

When Fred Willard got caught enjoying himself too much at a porn theater, the internet rallied behind him and his right to masturbate freely. But law enforcement doesn't take as kindly to this sort of thing: he's set to be charged with lewd contact.
Fred Willard Caught With His Pants Down at Adult Movie Theater
Improv legend Fred Willard couldn't come up with an impromptu reason for his penis being out when LAPD vice squad officers busted him last night inside Hollywood's infamous Tiki Theater.
Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 15
Tonight's geographically disorienting episode of Top Chef: Texas takes place in Canada. Don't ask me why—maybe they should have called this season Top Chef: TexaCanada? At any rate, during our group live blog of the show in the comments, we can all try to acclimatize to this frigid new locale together. Join us!
Live Blogging Top Chef, Week 14
On tonight's not-yet-final episode Top Chef, the Final Four chefs will become the Final Five chefs. But then that Final Five will become a Final Four again—and this final Final Four may be different group of four than the first Final Four. Sound confusing? Well, join our group chat in the comments, and we can all try…
Every Secret Word From Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Ever
This oddly mesmerizing video features every single "secret word" featured on the inimitable Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Keep an eye out for a cameo by Phil Hartman!
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Pee-Wee Herman lets his imaginiation go wild on Late Night, Diddy is a professional "sexter," Grey's Anatomy highlights the male torso, and Michael Scott tells all of his ex-girlfriends that he has herpes on The Office.
Pee-Wee Herman Brings the Imagination Back to Late Night
Jimmy Fallon recalls the thrilling moment when he found out that Pee-Wee was booked as a guest for his show. Also catch his reaction when an audience member shouts "I love you!" Lastly they discuss his new understudy, Regis Philbin.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Hoda Kotb explains her reaction to Beyoncé (and recent attention the clip garnered), Olbermann slams Rick Sanchez, CBS anchors learn about the "Cigar Guy" meme, and we catch Pee-Wee Herman on his lunch break at Katz' Delicatessen.
Pee Wee Herman's First Blog Post Is Genius
A man who built a career from infantile honking, exuberant hyperbole, and laughing out loud has written his first-ever blog post. In retrospect, it should have been obvious: Pee Wee Herman was made for the internet age.