Remember the guy who took the world's most expensive pee, 21-year-old drunk Oregonian Josh Seater? Well, how about instead of laughing at his misfortune you thank him for keeping America safe from goddamn terrorists hell bent on poisoning our water supply. This young man's pee has reignited the debate about the safety…
Police in Boulder are currently on the lookout for a man who was apparently hiding inside a porta-potty at last week's Hanuman Yoga Festival. Let that sink in for a second.
Thanks to psychology, the greatest science of the 20th century, we now know just what it takes for you to have a will of steel: an intense urge to go to the bathroom and making a fist.
A study by Dutch scientists found that people with full bladders showed better judgment when choosing between "small and immediate" rewards and "larger but delayed" awards, possibly because the parts of the brain involved in bladder control are involved in impulse control as well. This is, potentially, useful news; on…
Tihomir Petrov, a math professor at Cal State Northridge, has been charged with two misdemeanors for allegedly pissing on a colleague's office door due to some sort of dispute between the two. The school took this dispute very seriously.
If you've been on the lam for 27 years, don't get picked up for public urination.
German sculptor Marcel Walldorf asked himself how female police officers relieve themselves while on duty. His artistic interpretation, "Petra," depicts a policewoman in full riot gear squatting and peeing. Some German cops aren't very happy about it.
Yesterday, Harvard said the mysterious case of 36 pee-soaked LGBT books had been demoted from "hate crime" to "accident" after a library employee copped to accidentally spilling an open bottle of urine. But the explanation doesn't sit easy with some.
Harvard University now claims that 36 pee-soaked LGBT books are not the work of a homophobic vandal, but a library employee who accidentally knocked over one of the many open containers of urine that apparently litter their campus. WTF?
A phantom pisser left his (or her) mark in a Harvard library this weekend, by dousing a selection of books about LGBT issues with human pee. The "vandalism by urine" will be investigated as a hate crime.
Either this lady really does not like Nextel or she has no concept of what constitutes a bathroom. Watch a video where a woman, with help from an accomplice, pees in a cell phone store and then vehemently denies it.
This rapper could not take the intensity of his own rhyming abilities. After letting it all out (quite literally), he then does a post-pee dance that entrances his opponent and captivates the audience. Now that's gangsta.
For many women, their wedding day is one of the most important of their lives. One of the biggest parts of that day is the dress. So, imagine how this lady felt when a dog peed on it! Video inside.
Yesterday's Attack of the Show! showed the world a wonderful new game. "Wee Wee Kitty" follows a cat who takes to a new form of weed-whacking. Kevin Pereira explains that a certain green appendage leads to success in this game.
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So that people would start talking about their new show, The Doctors, medical professionals Travis Stork and Drew Ordon extolled the medical benefits of urine by drinking it and wiping it on their faces earlier this week. On television. Really.
On today's show, the Doctors show off the many uses of human urine. Out of saline solution or skin moisturizer? Just rub some pee on your face and stop flushing money down the toilet.
This video is really just an exercise video in disguise, but good advice is good advice.
This urgent press release entered our mailbox not long ago, and we pass it on to you as an example of what the English language is capable of, in the right hands. Diddy, all we can say to you is: pee pee in your mouth.
Here is a scientific water use chart proving that everyone in Edmonton ran out to pee at the end of every period in the Olympic gold medal hockey game. Unironically beloved NY1 newsman Pat Kiernan is pushing this chart, HARD.
