The Politics of Sitting Down To Pee
Follow me into the bathroom, I want to tell you a story about my life.
Why I Pee Sitting Down
Some people think men choose to sit down when they pee. But I always knew I was a sit-down pee-er—even when I peed standing up.
Lawyers Release Video of Robert Durst Pissing All Over CVS Candy
America’s favorite accused serial killer stars in a new short film: surveillance footage from a Houston CVS in which Durst can be seen urinating on candy at the checkout.
Scottie Pippen's Daughter Arrested for Drunkenly Pissing in Hotel Lobby
Scottie Pippen, NBA hall of famer and the Drake to Michael Jordan’s Jay Z (source: Drake) has a 20-year-old daughter, Sierra. Sierra attends the University of Iowa, which is located near the Iowa City Sheraton Hotel. That is where Sierra, allegedly drunk, urinated on a lobby floor.
Frat Bros Are Peeing on America
This week, members of the University of Florida’s Zeta Beta Tau fraternity are being investigated for allegedly spitting on a group of wounded war veterans, then stealing the veterans’ American flags and peeing on them. But this is only the most literal way in which frat boys are pissing on America. Fraternity guys …
At Port Authority, You Might Be Arrested For Shaking Off After a Pee
The Port Authority Bus Terminal is the grubbiest, least hospitable public space in Manhattan, and its bathrooms are the worst of the worst—if you can ignore the ominous patch of grime on the ceiling and focus on the task at hand for long enough to squeeze out a few drops, you should consider yourself lucky. So cops:…
Slim Thug Pissed His Pants Today
Being a rapper isn't all fame and glory. There are problems, too. Problems such as peeing in your pants. Take the Monday afternoon of Houston's Slim Thug.
'I Kept Thinking I Was Peeing?': Gawker Rides Bikes Underwater
Biking in New York City is tired. Citi BikeSM takes up space on the street and a little bit of the sidewalk that was previously occupied by the street and a little bit of the sidewalk. They'll let any roving brood of vagrants into SoulCycle these days. Where can New Yorkers turn if they want to enjoy a stationary bike…
A Woman Peed on a Man on MTV UK This Week (NSFW)
Above is a clip reel from The Valleys, the Welsh Jersey Shore that premiered on MTV UK this week and set off a "Twitter fury," according to the Daily Mail.
If You Have to Take a Leak, Don't Do It Behind the President
Update: Politico has asked us to take down the photograph. It can be seen here. It's of a guy, peeing behind the president.
Is Rick Perry a Creepy Pee-er, or Just High on Pills?
Governor Rick Perry is a moron, by almost any account. But a far more dangerous personal affliction may have doomed him from the start: an inability to pee without singing folk songs. An exclusive excerpt from Politico's upcoming e-book Inside the Circus reveals a devastating bathroom anecdote that could capsize…
The $36,000 Pee
A 21-year-old gentleman from Molalla, Ore., was caught peeing in one of Portland's major reservoirs (in Mt. Tabor Park, pictured), leading the city to drain the entire thing—all 7.8 million gallons—at a cost of more than $36,000. Of course an uncovered reservoir probably has a lot of gross things in it: Dead rodents,…
Rio Enforces 'Zero Tolerance for Pissing' Policy
Police in Rio de Janeiro arrested 214 people last weekend for pissing in the streets during Carnival as part of the city's "Zero Tolerance for Pissing" campaign. There's no ambiguity in that name.
Woman Can't Stop Sneezing When She Pees
If this is what happens when she goes number one, i don't even want to know what goes on with number two. Thankfully Dr. Oz is there to help out this poor woman.
Jens Lehmann is the Number One Goalie in Stuttgart for Two Reasons
Soccer (Football/Fútbol/Wootball/Whatever) is a game of strategy, skill, stamina, and hooliganism. It's also a game where German goalie Jens Lehmann had one too many Capri-Suns beforehand. Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
10 Places You Should Encourage Your Dog to Do His Business Besides the Jane Hotel
West Village residents angry about the noise from the Jane Hotel have a hilarious new tack in their war against the club. Encouraging dogs to piss on it. There are some even better places for your dog to relieve himself.
Shy Bladder Syndrome: Science Knows The Truth
Are you a wee bit unfree with your public pee? Have trouble letting it flow when you need to go? Need to be in private to drain your privates—of urine? So-called "shy bladder syndrome" has a technical medical name, paruresis; an International Association; and, best of all, a landmark 1976 study that scientifically…
Seven — Shhh! — Secrets of Highly Effective Bankers
Hey there, young Manhattanites who aren't investment bankers. Wondering what those kids who are making six times your starting salary have that you don't, besides suits, coke, and a soulless unswerving commitment to making money above all else? Well, according to the charmers at Bankersball.com ("Wilkommen!"), they…
No Word On Whether Or Not He Washed His Hands After
Not to be outdone by Diddy, Gawker mascot Andrew Krucoff takes a camera into the bathroom to note the new viral (ha ha, get it?) ad for Jackass 2. The footage is kind of grainy, but the video stream is strong. (It's hard to stop, sorry.) We just want to know if Krucoff was filming with one hand and holding his dick…
Breaking: Diddy's Gotta Pee
Really, there's nothing we can add.
