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In Which I Try To Explain Twilight
New York, 8:03 PM
Sat Nov 28
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11/24/08
But, yeah, I read all the books, and as soon as those pimply losers get their fill, I'm running to see it. Don't judge me!
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Better?
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Seconded and Thirded.
11/21/08
Is there anything we can't ruin anymore? Really?
11/21/08
I'll be seeing the movie tonight at 7!
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No. It's some form of relationship payback for my Sunday football ritual, I suspect.
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And I'd advise you to get good and liquored up before 7:00!
11/21/08
"You know how reading a long book can make your limbs fall asleep because you get engrossed and sit in one place for too long? As Twilight ends you'll think you've done that at first, but it's actually diabetes."
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That comes in book form now!
11/21/08
Turgid is also the best word to describe Stephanie Myers writing style.
11/21/08
Yes. It's a book written in a style best described as inspired by Campbell's Chunky Soup. Or the water near Atlantic City. Take your pick!
11/21/08
And once again I say, Twilight is the fucked up submissive sex fantasy of a repressed Mormon suburbanite.
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