Peggy Noonan on Germany’s decision to admit 800,000 refugees from Muslim countries: “It’s one thing to be overwhelmed by an unexpected force, quite another to invite your invaders in!”
Peggy Noonan Has Revised Her Opinion of This Ted Cruz Fellow--Not to Put Too Fine a Point on It, He's a Distasteful Oaf
Peggy Noonan has a dream: a dream of being cradled in Ronald Reagan’s welcoming arms, safe, protected, and embraced. That is not the dream we’re here to discuss, however. There’s another dream.
Peggy Noonan's Advanced Reporting Techniques Explain Her Success
Peggy Noonan, a keen scientist of the political sphere, once predicted Mitt Romney would defeat Barack Obama based on the fact that she saw a bunch of his yard signs. She brings the same eye for meaningless detail to the shores of Olde Englande.
Peggy Noonan Is Having a Breakdown of Some Sort
Peggy. Dear Peggy. Peggy—are you okay?
Peggy Noonan Went to Brooklyn Four Years Ago and She's Still Talking About It
Peggy Noonan’s body may be in Manhattan, and her soul may be in Ronald Reagan’s coffin—but her mind, now and forever, is in Brooklyn, at a street fair she went to a few years back.
Peggy Noonan Consulteth Her Chauffeur About Matters Political
These times we live in—they are troubled, are they not? What hath the commoners wrought upon our noble republic, with this “Trump” whose gaudy habits offendeth the senses? Whose common voice shall explain to one and all the unknowable thoughts of the peasantry?
“Progressives have no idea how fragile it all is. That’s why they feel free to be unappeasable... They think America has endless give. But America is composed of humans, and they do not have endless give.” Is Peggy Noonan warning of a violent Republican uprising? It’s hard to tell sometimes, with Peggy.
Peggy Noonan's Surprising Nonwhite Encounter
Peggy Noonan—white of skin, fair of hair, pure of heart. An American, a care bear, in the state of New Hampshire, alert. Whot doth Peggy espy approaching nigh? Lo—it is those whose skin is brown. Question them, we shall.
The Curse of Peggy Noonan Descends Upon Bernie Sanders
Ronald Reagan action figure collector Peggy Noonan has, shall we say, a checkered record of political predictions. Today, she tars one Bernard Sanders with her dastardly Wand of Bad Luck.
Peggy Noonan's Dominican Friend, Cesar, Works at the Deli Counter
If there is anyone able to understand the vast and ever-changing cultural diversity of this sprawling nation of ours, it is elderly white Reaganite Peggy Noonan, who once met a Mexican. Now, mi amigos, she has met a Dominican as well.
Peggy Noonan Would Like You Kids to Shape Up!
Cutting edge newspaper columnist Peggy Noonan today warns college kids about the danger of “trigger warnings.” Huh. Have you heard of this?
Peggy Noonan Talks Blobs
The president. Sitting atop a white rock—America, pure as snow, a monument. Lincoln. The ballot box—a throne of our nation. Shall the free press poop atop it? Undulating, in the wind.
Peggy Noonan Is Sherlock Holmes Now
Woozy 80s icon Peggy Noonan is, despite all rational reasoning, a professional political expert, paid real American money to deliver her thoughts on the public affairs issues of the day. Is Peggy Noonan a psychic psychologist super-detective? Maybe...
Peggy Noonan Is Confused
Doddering Reaganite Peggy Noonan can remember the olden days—yes, that is clear. The rest of it is a bit of a blur, though.
Peggy Noonan Has a Pretty Good Idea Why No One Likes the Japanese
Reagan-era medicine cabinet and native-born American citizen Peggy Noonan has long had the gift of being able to interpret foreign cultures using nothing more than her pure heart and an overflowing mug of gin. Today, she turns her eye to the Far East.
Lunatic: Keystone Pipeline Will Teach Men "What it Is to Be a Man"
Today's date is November 21, 2014. Illustrating Peggy Noonan's newspaper column today is a photo of Ronald Reagan's funeral. Ronald.. sweet Ronald... Peggy hath not forgotten you.
Wistful Reagan groupie Peggy Noonan puts her finger on the Obama administration's prime failing: "Coherence: The administration has been unable to explain persuasively the reasoning behind its current priorities (global warming? really?)." Global warming? Really? Not a word about inadequate airport hotels? For shame.
Peggy Noonan Would Like Commoners to Be More Like Oscar de la Renta
Peggy Noonan was friends with Oscar de la Renta. Were you? Pity. A fine man. A fine, gentle, and wise man. A Reagan, of the world of drapery. Why can't you, the childish majority, be like him?
Peggy Noonan's Ebola Fever Dream
Breathy Reaganite Peggy Noonan is more than a doddering captive of her own apartment, peeking around corners for imaginary spirits that haunt her. She is also an expert on infectious disease screening processes. And a land, that we call, America.
Peggy Noonan Is a Normal American
Peggy Noonan. An American. A normal American, breathing, watching, reading. Wandering, around her country. A watchful sentinel, proud and drunk. Must she feel shame, for being afraid of the young foreigners, infiltrating? Nay.
