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    Image of Robespierre Robespierre
    10/29/09


    Pedro Almodovar spotted at Food Emporium at 51st and 8th. In town to promote Broken Embraces? Where is Penelope?

    #stalker [gawker.com] #foodemporium #penelopecruz
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    Edited by Robespierre at 10/29/09 7:08 PM Robespierre was starred Robespierre was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/12/09

    In reply to Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
    I'm sure Polanski's victim was depressed for years. Let him rot.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/12/09

    @Swifter: You know, instead of just winging comment out there you can actually go find lots and lots of her statements and interviews. She's given loads and loads of interviews over the years and honestly doesn't seem to care at all anymore, about any of it.
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 10/12/09 11:25 AM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/12/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Well, I care about not letting sodomy-loving child rapists get away with it, so I repeat: Let him rot.
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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    10/12/09

    In reply to Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
    whaaaaaat Christina Hendricks married the shrooms guy from Super Troopers?
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    britneyspearstears promoted this comment easternsike was starred easternsike was unstarred
    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    10/12/09

    @easternsike: littering and, littering and...
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/12/09

    In reply to Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
    Kylie's less famous and less talented singer

    I think you meant "sister".
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/12/09

    @TRexstasy: I don't know why I find that particular typo so hilarious, but I've been laughing about it for like five minutes straight.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/12/09

    In reply to Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
    The couple were introduced by Hendricks' "Mad Men" co-star Vincent Kartheiser.

    Would Joan mind introducing me to Pete? I'd like to bring in that account, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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    pureblarney was starred pureblarney was unstarred
    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    10/12/09

    In reply to Oprah Slammed with Mile High Lawsuit
    New suggestion for a reality show. Why Am I A Celebrity? Imagine all the people who could be on that. Blagojevich could host. We could just put them all in one show and avoid them en masse.
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    pureblarney promoted this comment EhBologna was starred EhBologna was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    Sorry Gays, I know she's Vishnu to you, but seriously?

    To me she's just Liza Meh-nelli.
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    Edited by TRexstasy at 10/04/09 3:26 PM TRexstasy was starred TRexstasy was unstarred
    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/04/09

    @TRexstasy: Oh lord, I see I'm only like the tenth person in this thread to make that joke.
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    Image of Jsmoke Jsmoke
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    Arsenic and old face.
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    kimsama promoted this comment Jsmoke was starred Jsmoke was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    10/04/09

    @Jsmoke: Whatever Happened to Lindsay Dee?
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    bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of electriklights electriklights
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    LiLo is a haute mess.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    Every time some female reality show contestant announces her age, there are inevitable snipes on blogs and message boards that there is no possible way for her to be as young as she claims. Yet here we have direct evidence that someone who is really 23 years old can appear to be on the north side of 40. (Actually, Ms. Lohan looks like the disastrous result of a 40+ woman who's trying too hard to convince the world she's still in her 20s.)
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    Edited by Claire Buoyant at 10/04/09 1:48 PM Claire Buoyant was starred Claire Buoyant was unstarred
    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/04/09

    @Claire Buoyant: You read my mind. And...is it possible she's had cheek filler? (In addition to the probable botox and definite lip filler.)

    How much of this is from hard living and how much is from messing with the already near-perfection of youthful skin? If I could have 23-yr-old skin again, there ain't no way I'd be injecting shit into it. Unless I was totally insecure and really mentally unstable and...

    Oh.
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    Edited by kimsama at 10/04/09 3:13 PM kimsama was starred kimsama was unstarred
    Image of MartaD MartaD
    10/04/09

    @Claire Buoyant: I know the partying has taken a toll on her looks, but the injections and fillers are only making it worse. I know she has a lot of problems, but I find the alterations to her face the most disconcerting thing about her.
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    topsy promoted this comment MartaD was starred MartaD was unstarred
    Image of topsy topsy
    10/04/09

    @MartaD: Doesn't that little girl have somebody who loves her enough to MAKE her get some help. Unlike so many of her contemporaries, Lindsay could act. What a fucking waste.
     Reply
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    American Appa-meh. Dolcemeh and Gabbameh. A-Meh-rican Eagle Mehfitters. Mehddie Bauer.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/04/09

    @DennyCrane: Meh by Meh Jacobs.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/04/09

    @snugbug: yeah, Marc is already doing fabulously with his Meh line....its the most expensive Target line ever
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    snugbug promoted this comment erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    That's Brigitte Bardot...not the young, hot Brigitte Bardot....the old, crazy fascist Brigitte Bardot!
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment Mymoustache was starred Mymoustache was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    Lindsay looks like a cougar? How long did
    I sleep?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/04/09

    @jasonelias: To me she looks like a housecat that wandered outside and subsequently got the shit beaten out of her by a backyard cat. Does that work?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/04/09

    @pureblarney: To me she looks like she's tearfully accepting a Razzie.

    "I would like to thank my wonderfully supportive family, friends, and girlfriend.. Scratch that, I actually want to strangle them all."
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    snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/04/09

    @snugbug: If she's not careful, pretty soon she's going to look like one of these things.
     Reply
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/04/09

    @pureblarney: LOLZ. Awesome.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    10/04/09

    @pureblarney: Ha! Even better.
     Reply
    jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    All 22 year old starlets should aspire to look like Courtney Love at 42.
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    PaisleyPajamas promoted this comment La Mareada was starred La Mareada was unstarred
    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/04/09

    In reply to I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
    What sort of sick mind could ever imagine Toby Young impregnating anything? Get some help love
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