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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/20/09

    In reply to German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y
    Did anyone else get the "Pimmel über Berlin" (Penis over Berlin) pun? It riffs on "Der Himmel über Berlin" (The Heaven over Berlin) title of that famous Wim Wenders film aka Wings of Desire.

    No? Just me? OK, I'm a dork.
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    Image of BunnySkull BunnySkull
    11/20/09

    In reply to German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y
    Now why doesn't the NYT do a Murdoch mural like that on the side of their building? These German are taking us to school on how a real editorial feud is handled.
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    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    11/20/09

    In reply to German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y
    That's what trying to conquer the world does to a country. You wind up with cocks on the sides of buildings.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/20/09

    In reply to German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y
    Also, read between the lines on the GMA item: The staffers are concerned about the show's basketball team as much as anything else.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/20/09

    In reply to German Newspaper Feud Gets Penis-y
    Right, because cobras have hoods, just like European wieners.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/06/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    Wow, I was really hoping to go a few more decades without having to see old man peen. Another reason to dread getting older.
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    Image of gzfeditor01 gzfeditor01
    07/06/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/06/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    Riding the subway is just an utterly different experience for men and women.


    Memo to the boys: Keep it in your pants, you fucking dirtbags!

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    07/06/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    two words: detachable penis

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    Image of narnio narnio
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    way to get penis in the headline - that's a reliable page view multiple. i'm getting here too late to tell, but did this post burn when it went up?
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    Image of Scout 3.0 Scout 3.0
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    Maybe the police can zoom in on the photo and get some fingerprints.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/06/09

    @Scout 3.0: Call CSI: New York.
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    Image of fifilaru fifilaru
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    I like the bow Gawker put on the picture. Very festive. I have seen more wieners than I care to think about on NYC subways. And I always laughed. It must be an ego blow to have a woman laugh at the wiener you are so proudly showing to her.
     Reply
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/06/09

    @fifilaru: I just think, "Well, at least I'm entertaining her."
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    Image of dalisstache dalisstache
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    I think what we're all forgetting here is how creeped out the guy sitting next to him is going to feel if he ever sees this. I want to hear from him!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/06/09

    @dalisstache: Don't bother Yao Ming in the offseason. Guy looks like he needs some time to recuperate.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/06/09

    @dalisstache: I know, that was my thought too. Just inches away from danger. Ick.
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    Image of TheUpMyAssPlayers TheUpMyAssPlayers
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    You're not a New Yorker until you've seen cock on the subway in my opinion.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/06/09

    @TheUpMyAssPlayers: Huh. I've been here for about eight years but have never been flashed. Then again, I pay no attention to anyone or anything on the train, so maybe I just didn't notice it. That's probably must crushing of all to a subway perv.
     Reply
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/05/09

    In reply to Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants
    It's the handle of his umbrella.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/06/09

    @Mount_Prion: without its shell.
     Reply
    CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/06/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Oooooh, insidery!
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