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    Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire

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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I had one too! However, I doubt anyone back then had Joey McIntyre face on their underwear, so I'm thinking there is a bit of a difference between that & this Twihard hysteria! #twilight
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    words....

    escape me.... #twilight
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    c'mon, the toggle on that light switch is way off! #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Were only there were male briefs available. The fly placement would lead to some novel Edward pictures being uploaded to MySpace. #twilight
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I'm so glad Bella's Womb was included. It's honestly the best/worst one ever. #twilight
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    Shouldn't the opening for the lycanthrope light switch cover be, err, two-and-one-half inches lower?
    The bare plastic switch protruding hinting, of course, at his silky-smooth, meticulously shaved loins, all the more suitable for nuzzling softly against her cheek. In. The. Dark. #twilight
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    Image of Front_Towards_Enemy Front_Towards_Enemy
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Don't those girls understand that they are actually kissing the Pharaoh Ramses II ? #hughhefner
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/26/09

    @Front_Towards_Enemy:

    Is that a condom joke? #hughhefner
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Likely, the had a small, private ceremony for his penis back in the 80's.

    Hugh's epitaph: If this graves a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' #hughhefner
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/26/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Or do you mean "small privates ceremony"?) #hughhefner
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Given all the fucking he's done during his life, isn't it possible one of his GFs *IS* his great-granddaughter? Ew. #hughhefner
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Robert Downey Jr. might play him in the biopic? Or, as Hef would title it: Iron Man 3.
    p.s. Foster, story ran A1 in the lesser-read Saturday paper. #hughhefner
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    I interpreted "old penis" as implying that he also has a new one. I guess he wore the other one out? #hughhefner
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    It's sad, though. Hefner has gone from innovative threat to morality--and thus a hero to many--to toothless beloved joke in just over half a lifetime. #hughhefner
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    10/25/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: He was cool in the 50s and 60s but why anyone is interested in him and his "girlfriends" is beyond me. #hughhefner
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/25/09

    @BxgrlJeri: I think Playboy had a hand in influencing many Baby Boomers' attitudes toward sex -- which explains a lot.
    Fun Wiki "fact": In 1970, Playboy became the first gentleman's magazine to be printed in braille. #hughhefner
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Another fun Playboy fact, or urban legend: A significant portion of their subscription base is in prison. #hughhefner
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    Image of MadamButterfloozy MadamButterfloozy
    10/26/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ..Madonna will be in good company then.
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment Edited by MadamButterfloozy at 10/26/09 3:40 AM MadamButterfloozy was starred MadamButterfloozy was unstarred
    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    10/03/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    Tucker, you really need a haircut.
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    10/03/09

    @Bos'un's Mate: Please, PLEASE don't make him angry.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/03/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in "Dave Why'd You Sleep With Staffers?"
    How about Not Safe For Anywhere?
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