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["Musicians" Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in London yesterday; image via INF]
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Real Housewives, Especially LuAnn, Embarrass Us All

You know who my least favorite character was on Bravo's visitors guide to the new New York City, Real Housewives of New York City? Countess LuAnn. A countess named LuAnn? Isn't that a contradiction in terms, you may ask? Exactly. It's as if someone put googly eyes and a tiara on a soiled trash bag. And then set it on fire. And then threw up on it. And then it got run over by a poor family on their way to Disney world. And then a Mexican (apologies) Latina lady cleaned it up a bit. And then I spit on it. Then you've got LuAnn. Well, someone spotted her in the city recently, smelling cheese and wearing a "barncoat." Naturally her daughter was mortified. LuAnn, I really hope you're reading this. Because you're an awful, awful person. Seriously. Full stalker sighting after the jump. More »

10:51 AM on Wed Apr 30 2008
By Richard
12,057 views, 81 comments

Latest by Nunaurbiz: LuAnn's not my fave to hate (Alex is) but I LOOOOOOVED the show where the housegal(s) are outraged that the Count's title won't pass down to LuAnn's precious daughter ...... because LuAnn certainly didn't get HER title through HER more »

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Pete Wentz Jokingly Calls Self An Asshole, No One Laughs

Monumental tool (and musician) Pete Wentz thinks he's really funny. And that he has something to say. So, like ya do, he made a video about it. It's a joke about celebrity culture and doing things for others and how sometimes celebrities are disingenuous about doing things for others. He has his monumental tool (and musician?) girlfriend Ashlee [sic] Simpson on hand to help him. It ends up being just a stupid Britney Spears joke that was made a few years ago, by funnier people. Oh and look! At the end, they call themselves assholes. Isn't that badass?? Pete should go back to opening shitty bars. At least then we won't have to hear him. Wait. Wait, no. No he shouldn't. He should go back to... He should just go. Video after the jump. More »

12:07 PM on Mon Feb 25 2008
By Richard
3,458 views, 30 comments

Latest by n/a: @IronSheik: woah, woah, woah. TehWentz is more than worthy. more »