In Defense of Adam Levine
I know what you're thinking: Adam Levine needs no defense. The Maroon 5 frontman/Voice judge/sometime actor just won what is among the best-known and most meaningless of all of America's meaningless annual awards, People's Sexiest Man Alive. He does a fine job of defending himself, as he did in his self-mocking…
Sexiest Man Alive, Channing Tatum, Is People's Sexiest Man Alive
Icon of new masculinity Channing Tatum joins the distinguished company of basically every Hollywood "it" guy since 1985 as People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive of 2012.
Lark Voorhies' Mom Says Her Daughter Has Bipolar Disorder; Lark Voorhies' Writing Says She Is Obsessed With Commas
Saved by the Bell star Lark Voorhies, who popped up in a Yahoo! interview earlier this year with an insane approach to cosmetics, is fighting with her mother about her mental state and they're using People as their battlefield.
Beyoncé Thinks the Fake Pregnancy Rumors Were 'Crazy' and 'Oh My Gosh, So Stupid'
When it comes to Beyoncé, conspiracy theories abound — and damn it, it's fun to speculate. But for the first time since she gave birth to the littlest Illuminati Blue Ivy, Bey is willing to address those who said she was never pregnant to begin with.
Tim Gunn Needs To Shut Up About Not Having Sex in Almost 30 Years
Today People published a post quoting Project Runway's finicky fashion doyenne Tim Gunn saying he hasn't had sex in 29 years. God, Tim, will you shut up about this?
Joe Clementi Still Cries Over His Son's Facebook Page
Try not to tear up when reading this interview with Joe and Jane Clementi in People magazine. The parents of the New Jersey teen—who killed himself earlier this year after his roommate broadcast him and a partner having sex in their dorm room over the internet—are finally speaking out, and it's heartbreaking.
Stephen Colbert Blasts People for Naming Bradley Cooper 'Sexiest Man Alive'
When People magazine named Bradley Cooper 2011's "Sexiest Man Alive" yesterday, it incurred an instant backlash—a BuzzFeed-led group of Ryan Gosling supporters even picketed outside the magazine's New York offices. On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert added himself to the growing list of those upset with People's…
Ryan Gosling Fans Occupy People Magazine to Protest 'Sexiest Man Alive'
While downtown protesters braved NYPD beatdowns to continue their occupation of Wall Street today, a separate group of somewhat less serious occupiers took over the sidewalk outside People magazine's office. They were Ryan Gosling fans, and they were there to protest Bradley Cooper winning this year's "Sexiest Man…
A Completely Gratuitous Gallery of Sexy, Shirtless Celebrities
Happy Sexiest Man Alive day, everyone. That is the day when People magazine announces who their hottest hunk of the year is. This time around it's Bradley Cooper. In his honor, here's a whole gallery of shirtless famous people we think are sexy, for no good reason other than that we know you're pervy.
'Sizzling Stalwart' Andrew Cuomo Makes People's Sexiest Men List
New York's no bullshit governor-elect Andrew Cuomo is more than just a shrewd politician — he's now one of People magazine's sexiest men alive! How does he maintain his sexiness? "A lot of it's just natural. It's genetic sculpting." Oh.
Who Is the Real Sexiest Man Alive?
Today People magazine announced that the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" belongs to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, he's hot, but we can do better than that. We want to know who makes your loins quiver.
Chely Wright Is Almost Definitely Coming Out in People
TMZ says they can confirm that Chely Wright is the celebrity coming out on the cover of People, and we've got more evidence, courtesy tipster BowlingForDollars: A Facebook photo of Wright that mentions her "profile in People mag Tuesday."
The Other Goddamned Country Singer Who Might Come Out In People
Jesus Christ. We just got finished with our guide to Shelby Lynne, the country singer who might come out in People next week and now we hear that it is a different country singer: Chely Wright.
A Guide to the Country Singer Who May Come Out In People Next Week
When we speculated that Shelby Lynne was the person who would be coming out in the pages of People on May 5th, everyone was all: Who? Shelby Lynne is a pop-country singer with a long career of successes and false-starts.
Rachel Maddow Not Afraid to Be the Butch in Her Relationship
Oh look! A puffy piece in People about Rachel Maddow's life with her partner, Susan Mikula. Adorable. They met when Maddow was doing yard work for Mikula. How brave of a news anchor to just be herself in public!
Like All New Mothers Padma Lakshmi Thinks Her Child Is Gifted
Padma Lakshmi's new baby, Krishna, is only a month old, but she's already charming like an adult. "She's very independent and very funny. She's a good communicator and is very witty already," she tells People. Why worry about crawling first?

