At some point, Matthew McConaughey's acting went from alright (alright alright) to Oscar-caliber, and he's happy to share the secrets of his success with the football team at his alma mater, the University of Texas. Secrets like: Think about how good you are, and then be better than that.

The embattled CEO of Goldman Sachs had a long day on Capitol Hill yesterday, giving all sorts of non-answers to angry lawmakers and squinting a lot. Afterward, he left a message for his flock of distraught traders: "This is Lloyd..."