Axe body spray's new White Label line is targeting a more mature and refined class of virgins. "White Label products aim to help make men seem famous with such unusual fragrance notes as praline, star fruit, moss, fig and ginger."
Axe Body Spray Gives Up on Sex, Because, Let's Get Real
Axe™ is a brand of male perfume named after the tool with which most women would like to strike the young men who adorn themselves with Axe™. FYI, gentlemen, Axe™ is now about more than not getting laid.
One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like 5 Teenage Boys
Taking a cue from Justin Bieber, the singing fey children from the band One Direction have launched a perfume named after a misleading assumption that you have spent time with them. It's called Our Moment, and like Bieber's Girlfriend perfume, it's a reference to one of their songs, "Moments," from their first album.
Dolce & Gabbaby: Italian Fashion House Announces Perfume for Babies
Babies are great except sometimes they aren't baby enough. "That bitch Kaixin from baby yoga always smells just like a baby! Why can't my baby do that?" you wonder to yourself. Fortunately for you, the fashion industry is here to help.
Lady Gaga's New Perfume Ad Features Tiny Men Exploring All Her Orifices
Lady Gaga tweeted the first promotional image for her new black sludge perfume "Fame" today.
Lady Gaga’s Perfume Smells like a Dramatic 17-Year-Old (Not "Blood and Semen")
Lady Gaga was forced to release her own sexy Instagrammed images of her (heretofore closely guarded) debut fragrance black fluid "Fame" on Twitter today, following the leak of a low quality picture in which the bottle looked totally shitty that took place a few days ago.
'America's Next Top Model' Now a Perfume Sold at Target
It is perfectly appropriate that, once a brand or person becomes sufficiently ubiquitous, manufacturers turn them into intangible clouds of scent, to permeate the very air we breathe. The latest edition: America's Next Top Model perfume, which will be sold at Target.
Taylor Swift's Perfume Commercial Is a Histrionic Masterpiece
Infallible songstress Taylor Swift will officially make her perfect little mark on the perfume industry next month when her debut fragrance, Wonderstruck, hits stores. Are you just dying to spray her perfect scent onto your imperfect skin while listening to one of her perfect songs with your imperfect earbuds, thus…
Here's the Ridiculous Commercial for Justin Bieber's New Perfume
Last week, Justin Bieber revealed plans to launch a perfume for his legion of female fans called "Someday." Now there's an official commercial for the fragrance. The ad's message? Three sprays and Bieber will suddenly appear next to you at which point he'll lick your neck and then whisk you away for a sky-high…
NYT Perfume Critic Moves on to Bigger, More Pretentious Things
Flowery New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr is stepping down from that job to become the "curator of olfactory art" at the Museum of Arts and Design. Is this the end of an era of scent-based pretension?
Justin Bieber and Wal-Mart Are Coming for Your Daughters
When the two most powerful commercial forces in the known universe—Justin Bieber and Wal-Mart—join forces, what hope is there for any of us? Soon, Justin Bieber will drench your tween daughters in his own scent. Like a dog.
Coming Soon: Beverly Hills — The Perfume
Have you ever wanted to smell like a city? Now's your chance: The City of Beverly Hills next year will debut its own line of perfume, emblazoned with the city's logo because it is a "center of fashion, sophistication, energy."
Unbearable Perfume Commercial Not Guy Ritchie's Best Work
Guy Ritchie is okay when it comes to fast-paced gangster movies; but his new genre of "five-minute-long perfume commercials in which (SPOILER) Jude Law and the model lady just wanna stand almost-nekkid by the Eiffel Tower" leaves us strangely unaroused.
Decide What Lady Gaga's Perfume Should Smell Like
Lady Gaga is continuing to cash in on her stratospheric rise to pop superstardom: According to "insiders," she's launching her own perfume and it "will have an extremely 'unusual' fragrance." What do you think ol Gags' scent should smell like?
What Makes Beyonce Rich: Japanese Water, Perfume That Looks Like Lube
In a single hour, Macy's sold 72,000 bottles of Beyonce's new perfume yesterday. If you think that's impressive, check out all the other stuff she uses her famous face to sell. A portrait of the artist as a commodity.
The Great Idiot Perfume Heist
A third NYPD officer has been arrested for his role in last month's heist of a New Jersey perfume factory. Or, as we prefer to call it, "The Worst Fucking Heist Ever." Don't rogue cops even watch movies?
Eau de Bradshaw
What would Carrie Bradshaw smell like if you could bottle her? Sarah Jessica Parker is launching a Carrie-inspired perfume, it turns out, so now we have the answer! Italian mandarin, white osmanthus, wild red strawberries, gardenia, honeysuckle, mimosa, red rose damascenia, sandalwood, vanilla absolute, rum, and…
