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    One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive

    'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn

    Won't You Take a Whiff of Jessica Simpson's New, 'Fart-Proof' Perfume?
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive

    when the ladiez get a whiff of my steez, i have to tell passersby, "cuidado! piso mojado!"

    see because of the moisture they produce. the ladiez not the passersby.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    I've always found men who simply bathe regularly and wear clean clothing are more appealing than men of the cologne-drenched variety. Just an observation.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    If pheromones is the key to banging hot chicks then why not just slap on some balls-sweat aftershave? THAT'S a New York Times expose I'd love to read. Put on the blindfolds, ladies, it's time to test this theory.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    Smell. Sex.

    Normally I would have no thoughts on this matter, but a few months ago I attended a baby shower for a work friend. The hostess was pregnant, of course, and had invited three other pregnant friends from her Lamaze class.

    Smithhimself is definitely not a GQ model and I have a list of highly annoying habits (such as referring to myself in the third person). But that afternoon, I was catnip to the unattached women at the party.

    What smell attracts women? The smell of pregnant women in the area...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/30/09

    @smithhimself: When you are pregnant your sense of smell is doglike in its intensity (in ten cities!). The ladies were getting a good whiff of eau de smithhim and digging it.

    Darling, *ahem*, I'm not in that way as you know the shop is closed, but further research might be needed...
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    I still use Old Spice, and that seems to work, when I'm at the nursing home.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    Please, I'm still reeling over "Pit, pit chesty," as a slogan. I will admit to falling for a boy who wore Royal Copenhagen Musk in high school. The shame.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/30/09

    @TroisFilles: Actually, it’s "double pits to chesty." For a period of several weeks, that awful ad was played twice during every commercial break on CBS online David Letterman. As with the Holocaust, I will never forget.
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    07/30/09

    @iplaudius: See? It so scrambled my mind (young boy/man as self-conscious as any girl in an FDS ad circa 1974) I got it wrong. I feel a little proud.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    Don't buy into this conspiracy, guys. Us ladies are subconsciously most attracted to the whiff of natural male pheromones.

    If you bathe in Tom Ford Italian Cypress cologne and then position yourself behind me in line at Starbucks, I will barf. That being said, my ex used the Christian Dior Higher Energy aftershave, or whatever the bleep it's called, and now I'm so hyper-sensitive to it, I can sniff it from the other end of a subway car. It makes my heart twitch and me sad. =(
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    07/30/09

    @snugbug: I had a girlfriend once who exclusively wore that Britney Spears perfume. Now I get aroused every time I eat vanilla ice cream.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/30/09

    @The Dominant Glee Club: I always figured you for a cradle robber.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    A shpritz of Icebreaker and a dab of Sphincterine and "look out ladies"!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    This is exactly why I always begin a date by asking the girl to smell my balls.

    Well, truth is, first I put my hand in my boxers, and then I ask her to smell my finger. Because "smell my finger" sounds a lot nicer than "smell my balls."
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/30/09

    In reply to One Gracious Woman Keeps Men's 'Magic Love Scent' Hopes Alive
    I waft my pheramonal man-musk with a cash fan.
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    Image of amowls amowls
    07/30/09

    @BadUncle: ASL?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/30/09

    @BadUncle: Yay! Gawker cash fans. Don't see many of those anymore.

    Where is that guy now? There really should be a dating update edition somewhere on Craigslist. Or a Gawker, Where Are They Now: The Jerk-offs segment. Did the cash fan work? How about the shutter shades? All questions we really need answers to. A douche-listicle if you will.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/30/09

    @BadUncle: That puts the "moan" in "pheromone," baby.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/12/09

    In reply to 'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
    Public park swimming pool swill + rusty pipe scrapings from Atlantic Avenue tunnel + grease trap from Crown Heights caribbean roti stand
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/12/09

    In reply to 'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
    I hate to admit this, but this might actually smell good - especially the cedar, juniper and grapefruit. But buying a Brooklyn perfume with a bunch of shit written on the bottle with a Sharpie is just too dorky even for me.
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    01/12/09

    In reply to 'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
    Well, this company also thinks the Upper West Side smells like pineapple and basil and that Harlem smells like coffee and patchouli. I live somewhere in between and I'm glad it doesn't smell like the world's grossest smoothie/frappuccino in real life.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/12/09

    In reply to 'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
    I loathe, loathe, loathe that perky little "think:___" construction. It gives any piece of writing the depth and style of a fitness tip in SELF magazine.
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    Image of sakade sakade
    01/12/09

    @Mary Mouse: Reminds me of Lucky Magazine: "This jacket is really tough but sophisticated-y. Think French Riviera in June". WHAT? What does that even mean?!
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    01/12/09

    @Mary Mouse: It's almost as annoying as "___ is the new ___."
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    01/12/09

    @sakade: Jesus, I despise Lucky. Like rampaging in their office despise.
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    Image of sakade sakade
    01/12/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes, but you'd have to rampage their office in rocker-ish peep-toe booties and a deconstructed feminine blazer.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/12/09

    In reply to 'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn
    Christine's Beef Patties (In the Slopes where the Yupsters ask for their's "mild". Amateurs), Mill Basin Supreme's Supreme Pizza (the good one with the basil and buffalo mozzarella), Kings Plaza burned Quiznos/Sabarro Oven, Kam Fung chicken wings with hot sauce in a brown paper bag (the freakin best smell, Evah!) Sheepshead Bay United Artist Theatre stale popcorn and urine, because for some reason there's always urine.


    STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. One more. R.
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    01/12/09

    @SpiritFingers AcceptsStarDonations:
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/12/09

    @Senor_Wences: Senor Seussical!
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