Today we heard about a sugar daddy meat market event that was described as, among other things, "classy." Hm. There's that word again. What is is with that word? One commenter explains.

Today we heard the genuinely uplifting story of a handless boy who won a handwriting contest. Naturally this inspired our kind, loving commentariat to heap praise on the plucky young lad. Praise like this, from the following commenter.

Today we looked at misty-eyed and Dolores Umbridgian newspaper thinker Peggy Noonan, the Lisa Frank of political writing, and how she is terribly scared of young people. This angered one young millennial.