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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Dude's about 32 flavors of wrong.


    And I hereby revoke his Panama hat privileges, because I'm not giving up mine.

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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Ha! Found him! His name is Mark L.D. Emerson, and his job title is "Chief Angel," naturally:


    [angelbase.com]

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    06/25/09

    @heartbreakturnip: "I can however speak to the total commitment of mind, body and soul that Mark has given to his dream. He has given himself totally to his mission, and I mean totally."

    I agree that it is readily apparent that Mark has totally given away his mind to his mission of a new computer paradigm that will stop human suffering. Suck it Vista!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    My favorite two lines:

    Vasectomy (but I can have it reversed).

    100% straight (i.e. heterosexual).
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Can someone please let Jennifer Aniston know about this gentleman!?!
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    A musical theater aficionado, and yet straight. How extraordinary.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    'Mark himself is a divorced high school teacher in LA and musical theater aficionado'


    Don't you mean EX high school teacher? I mean, surely by now...

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/25/09

    @HeatherNumber1:


    If he's a musical theater aficionado, what is he doing looking for a woman?

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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    This is really no different from any other personal ad out there. Delusional, childish, unrealistic and focused on a selfish list of demands of the other person. Not that I've ever perused such ads or become very frustrated with them.


    I'm really glad I have alcohol in my life.

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    Image of blix blix
    06/25/09

    @are friends electric?: If you're not into tofu, if you have half a brain.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    This is the perfect gig for JA.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Some days I rue ever having learned to read.
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    Image of Joy_Rebar Joy_Rebar
    06/25/09

    @onebadclam: Hah!
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @onebadclam: we call those weekdays.
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    Image of minou minou
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    In other words, he can't afford a mail-order bride.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Of course his "art" features the worst color ever invented: mauve.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Plaid. Plaid is terrible color.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/25/09

    @HiredGoons: Burnt umber was so bad that it was banished from Crayolaland.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Life must be so wonderful when you're totally lacking self-awareness. *Sigh.*
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    Image of Traedig Traedig
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Yes, for the love of God, NO Scientologists, because THAT would just be weird.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @Kid Twist: I imagine its akin to being a celebrity.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    06/25/09

    @Traedig: +1
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    You guys can snark if you want, but I guarantee you that this role will win Jeffrey Tambor another Emmy.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    In reply to Global Visionary Seeks Sexxxy Prostitute Goddess For Love
    Keep the hat on, dude.
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