We are uncouth. As is most of America. We are not highly literate; we are middlebrow and low-minded. But still. Do not try to trick us into reading shitty poems with an enticing title. We do not like that.

If you spot Tom Colicchio eating out and he appears to be displaying bad table manners by not having his napkin on his lap, keep in mind it may have been an intentional move on his part. Colicchio's biggest pet peeve at restaurants: "I do not want the server to pick up the napkin and put it on my lap. I know it…

Walking through Nolita today, we ran into pervy Vice lensman Terry Richardson, who was waiting somewhat antsily in front of that deli on Prince and Mott. The photographer's t-shirt left his spindly arms exposed and on one of them his elbow was contained in a spider web tattoo. We always thought - and this has been…

The New York Times—both in this article and as like, individual people, at least in a few recent interactions we've had with staffers there—thinks that use of the strike tag (you know, this one) is "an ironic function... a witty way of simultaneously commenting on your prose as you create it." What total horsepucky!…