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By Ryan Tate

Comment by Ryan Tate: @Koreanish: @TheHonJudgeSmails: @the supergoddess: Thank you! It's the last thing I do, so it's like all the celebrity goodness has... more » | Other threads

  • gossip roundup

    Serene Britney Spears Doesn't Know Why You Keep Offering Advice

  • Britney Spears is finally on the right path. Model Heidi Klum made her look a bit more sane by offering to fix all of Spears' problems for her, an offer that of course succeeded only in making Klum look as crazy as Dr. Phil and Courtney Love. Then Spears took another step down the path toward appropriateness and normalcy by going clubbing with her father. Everything was going so well that Spears decided the time was perfect to try on wedding dresses and steal a blouse. She ended up very glad about not wearing a bra.
  • Amy Winehouse is so sweet. She's brought autographed pictures to the jail where her husband is being held so he can trade them for very cheap heroin. A lot of wives wouldn't go to such lengths right after their husbands had just overdosed in the very same jail.
  • If you give Pete Doherty $30,000 to perform for you, your wife and your three children, and he of course shows up too drunk or high to stand, just give him seven hours to sober up, you're as good as gold. Then his handlers can talk about how you "certainly got value for money.... not many fans get to spend such quality time with their hero." Also, you can go down in history as "the guy who hired Pete Fucking Doherty to perform for his kids." [Showbiz Spy]
  • Rudy Huxtable alive, hot, sweet. She's even sweet to the filthy paparazzi. [TMZ]
  • If you touch J. Lo's private vaginal birth room, ever, she will cut you. [P6]
  • Dear Jennifer, I sold you out because I want grandchildren, and I got tired of waiting for that bitch Angelina to fly the coop. I'll take pictures for you at the wedding. Love, Brad's Mom. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Flavor Flav is promiscuous, broke and has a crazy and inappropriate hustle on to make money. This is not gossip so much as the immutable state of his existence, right? [P6]
  • Don Johnson has a fan! [TMZ]
  • Observer's Spencer Morgan doesn't get to bring his friends to his own birthday party, only Anna Wintour, because his fiancée is obviously wrong for him. [P6]
    • 02/18/08
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    By Ryan Tate

    Comment by HeyThatsMyBike: Anna Wintour ate?!? more » | Other threads

  • disasters

    Horrible Drug Addict, Entertainer of Children

    Pete Doherty, rock musician and skinny little skeleton full of drugs, recently played a child's birthday party. He is apparently so hard up for cash since his split from model and smack mama Kate Moss, that he accepted a mere £100 for the gig, the equivalent of $4 million US. I mean $200. He was such a hit that now other parents are asking if he'll do the same for their lil' lasses! Never mind that his band is called Badboy Babyshambles or that one of his super smash hit number one jams is called "Fuck Forever." British people are so weird! [Showbiz Spy]
    02/08/08
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    By Richard Lawson

    Comment by raincoaster: Smackbob Nopants. more » | Other threads

  • gossip roundup

    That Naked Picture of Vanessa Hudgens Is Really Real!

  • The rep for High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." Uh, or it's the best thing that's happened to her career yet. [TMZ] More »
    09/07/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by atipofthehat: @earlytimezone: Danny: Don't get uptight with me man. Because if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine... more » | Other threads

  • just like romeo and juliet

    Pete Doherty And Kate Moss Are Over Again

    "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker... You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you," Kate Moss once wrote in a love note to her junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty. But now! "Movers were spotted at Moss's London home Wednesday removing furniture and guitars, a piano, paintings and suitcases." Apparently Pete slipped up and did it with a South African model last week, although how that guy even manages to get it up we have no idea. Anyway, guess the wedding's off! More »
    07/05/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by Fishnets and Cigarettes: @raincoaster: Doherty is an extremely talented junkie on his way to an early grave. His dedication to art is not... more » | Other threads

  • gossip roundup

    Kate Moss To Pete Doherty: "You Make Me High"

  • Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = Heloise, Abelard. Evidence? This is Kate: "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker... You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you." Pete: "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!" Awww. (Seriously!) [Page Six] More »
    06/22/07
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by slinkimalinki: @GorgeousGeorge: not "ends", no. it kind of middles with it. more » | Other threads

  • pete doherty

    Pete Doherty Faux-Marries Kate Moss

    Groom at right, not-bride at left. Both the Sun and Daily Mirror have eerily identical "exclusives" claiming that rocker, clothing designer, and invincible narcotics machine Pete Doherty wed his coke-friendly impregnated fianc Kate Moss on a beach in Phuket, Thailand. Supposedly this is just another playtime nonbinding "'bizarre' Buddhist" symbolic marriage thing, a la Anna Nicole Smith and her lawyer. Won't get fooled again, eh tabloids? So don't despair ladies — Doherty may still be technically on the market, if he's your type. More »
    01/02/07
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    By Chris Mohney
  • pete doherty

    In Wake of Blanco Death, Pete Doherty Fends Off a Dire Accusation

    The police investigation into the suspicious death of actor Matt Blanco, who fell to his death outside a London apartment building after an altercation with world's crackiest crackhead Pete Doherty, is ongoing. Blanco's sister, who has publicly wondered why Doherty fled the crime scene, told the Independent: "We're finding it very difficult to do any grieving as we're so busy trying to find out the truth. We want to know what happened that night. This is not about us assigning blame on a pseudo-celebrity. We just want the truth." More »
    12/11/06
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    By Emily Gould

    Comment by Nathan Fogg: He's like a more feminine, less talented Amy whinehouse. more » | Other threads

  • pete doherty

    Crack Now Basically Legal in UK for Pete Doherty

    Britrocker and Kate Moss manbutter supplier Pete Doherty may have been caught with heroin and crack in his car while ostensibly in drug rehab, but that's nothing a few hundred pounds and a break from driving can't fix. Making his weekly court appearance, Doherty didn't pretend to wince at this slap on the wrist, even enjoying a compliment from the judge for one of his songs. He now has a few days to try and figure out just what, exactly, one has to do in London in order to actually go to jail these days. We look forward to more progress from what must surely be the most tolerant (if not successful) rehab program in the world. More »
    12/05/06
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    By Chris Mohney

    Comment by raincoaster: mothra, that was pure comic genius. I think at this point Pete would have to rape Prince William or get caught... more » | Other threads

  • pete doherty

    If It's Sunday, Pete Doherty Must Be on Crack

    After managing to stay away from the authorities for over a week, Pete Doherty, Babyshamblet and Kate Mossifier, was arrested yesterday on suspicion of driving on crack. Apparently, Doherty and a couple pals were busted near his London home, meaning he was either on his way out or on his way home. Buzzkill. But at least this is a comfortingly familiar territory for Doherty and the rest of the world. You just know that baby can't wait to meet daddy! More »
    11/20/06
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    By Chris Mohney

    Comment by Swordfish: When the mayor of Washington D.C. was busted with a hooker in a hotel room lo these many years ago... more » | Other threads

  • pete doherty

    Pete Doherty Only Has Two Bits to Pay Off Harassing Scum

    Finally brought to book on charges that he kicked a reporter on the way out of court the last time he was brought to book on charges, Kate Moss cocaine-impregnatron and Babyshambler Pete Doherty was ordered to pay $2,255 in various fines. The aspiring fashionistard
    appeared in court wearing a black coat and clutching a black trilby hat. He told the court he could not pay the fine Wednesday because he had only 50 cents with him.
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    11/09/06
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    By Chris Mohney
  • pete doherty

    Pete Doherty, Linguistic Frontiersman

    Not content to let his fucked-uppedness infect one creative industry, Babyshambles frontman/Kate Moss drug supplier Pete Doherty is planning a fashion line with British clothing company Gio-Goi, which we've never heard of. Though this news is slightly confusing, it's no less confusing than what Doherty told NME:
    "Gio-Goi are on the fashionista manor. They've tumbled their gain; I love the clothes!"
    Um, did he just say he wants to buy some crack? More »
    11/07/06
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    By Doree Shafrir

    Comment by dessie: Hey Pete, I hear ya: Earning raft of houndstooth, refill celery reminder. more » | Other threads

  • kate moss

    BREAKING: Kate Moss Pregnant and Engaged

    UK tabloid Sunday Mirror is reporting that Kate Moss is pregnant with junkie/rocker Pete Doherty. Phil Michels, described by Mirror as a gardener and Doherty's "favourite uncle" revealed the news after Doherty spoke to him from the couple's rehab/vacation in Italy. More »
    10/23/06
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    By suki
  • kate moss

    Kate Moss in Second Cocaine Non-Shocker

    God bless the British tabloids, even if they've not yet mastered red-eye reduction. More »
    09/27/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by insight111: no one ever mentions that she is a mom...bad example for her kid. just because she is beautiful, it... more » | Other threads

  • kate moss

    Together Again, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Chase the Dragon

    Great news for fans of Kate Moss, the rail-blowing supermodel who lost millions in contracts — and then made more millions than ever — on the rebound after she was photographed cutting lines for herself, then-beau Pete Doherty, and his bandmates. The Associated Press reports (and really, this is AP-worthy) that Moss is back with Doherty; the two are traveling together in Ireland, where Doherty's band is on tour. At a show outside of Dublin, Moss even took the stage to sing along with Doherty for a few songs. More »
    09/27/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by momo: It warms my sinuses to see her and Pete back together. more » | Other threads

  • michael lohan

    Gossip Roundup: Special Doodles From Michael Lohan

    • From his damp prison cell, Michael Lohan sends Lloyd Grove an editorial cartoon depicting his relationship with daughter Lindsay Lohan. We think this guy's got a future with the New Yorker. [Lowdown] More »
    08/22/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by sarahblooms: Too bad she's wearing Uggs. Lilo would not be caught dead in boots from 05. more » | Other threads

  • sex

    Gossip Roundup: Jeffrey Epstein Hates Beating Off Alone

    • Billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein — who, with Mort Zuckerman, helped fund the baby steps of Radar 2.0 — just wants to be happy. Thus he hired a certified prostisseuse to come over work the knots out of his back and give him a happy ending. Now he's been indicted for soliciting a hooker and is charged with a third-degree felony. No word on whether or not he ever got that handjob. [Page Six] More »
    07/25/06
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Rocco Siffredi: Thus ending Krucoff's career as a massuese more » | Other threads