Barack Obama's promiscuous ex-budget director Peter Orszag is marrying ABC reporter Bianna Golodryga this weekend! But three senior White House advisors have turned down their invitations, perhaps because they're bitter about a "controversial" (misinterpreted) op-ed he recently penned. Poor babies.

Members of Congress are finally heading back to their jobs after an entire month of summer vacation. And, to their disgust, they have important work ahead: determining the future of the expiring Bush tax cuts. What will they do?

Peter Orszag, the possibly-bald former White House Budget Director with an attractive woman or two at his side, is the newest Op-Ed columnist at the New York Times. But only once or twice a month. Lazy bum. [NYT]

Possibly-bald Office of Management and Budget Director Peter Orszag will step down in July, the first cabinet-level official to leave the Obama administration. Orszag, who oversaw two budgets, is engaged to GMA anchor Bianna Golodryga, and is really tall. [Bloomberg]

Peter Orszag was not always the handsome, double-timing nerd Casanova we know, envy, and lust after. As recently as his appointment to Obama's cabinet, P.O. was sporting a hideous toupée—or was he?

What a wild few months for Office of Management and Budget stud-cum-nerd Peter Orszag! His lovechild is born! He's engaged to not-the-mama! And he's got the New York Times asking what he's going to do with his life!

We have a mug shot for "money honey" and Orszag-fiancee Bianna Golodryga. (She was arrested for drunk driving, and pleaded no contest. Just like it was no contest between her and Peter's old girlfriend am I right?) [NYDN]

Last year, the incoming Barack Obama administration promised to be... a whole bunch of "hotties" who would impress us with their stylish dress as they solved all our problems. Many of these hotties just had a bad year.

• The Casey Johnson saga continues: Yesterday, Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips, both of whom were pals of the late heiress, showed up at Tila Tequila's house to take possession of Casey's two dogs. A screaming fight ensued, and the police had to be called in to mediate, since Tequila claimed the two women were…

White House budget guru Peter Orszag apparently ditched his pregnant girlfriend for ABC News correspondent Bianna Golodryga. The girlfriend, Claire Milonas, gave birth to a girl in November. Milonas is a shipping heiress, so, economically, the move makes no sense.

It is always a magical time, when the first member of a presidential administration marries his first journalist. Congrats to hipster budget nerd Peter Orszag, who is engaged to ABC's Bianna Golodryga.

Tina Brown writes that the incoming Obama administration promises a restoration of intellectualism to the center of American life. In honor of her thesis, we present the official Obama Hotties poll.

If you were hoping the people Barack Obama picked for his new administration would be more open and honest than the people who consistently lied their way through the last eight years, well, don't get your hopes up! Meet Peter Orszag, the man Obama tapped to lead the Congressional Budget Office and the proud owner of…