By "looks like," I mean "when he had that haircut in 2009," and by "Peter Pan," I mean...

The first viral public proposal of the new year is officially here — and it's spectacular.

If you mid-late twentysomethings weren't feeling the creep of years yet, this TV news will get you there. Also today: pilot news about a terrible musical show, Keira Knightley slums it, and Hemingway gets his wives.

Not if he gets his way in his next movie he won't. Also today: pilot casting including roles for an old WB favorite and a new CW regular, Tom Hanks and Tim Allen hop aboard the lucrative theme park ride adaptation movie racket, and Christina Aguilera gets her sentence.

Tonight on Tosh.0, Tosh welcomed the Peter Pan Stage Crash girls (from a viral video, which you can see here). Tosh teased them about their thespian abilities before setting out to teach them a little bit about real acting.

Indonesia is in the midst of its first-ever celebrity sex-tape scandal! There are actually two tapes featuring the pop star Ariel and two model girlfriends. The good news: it's sparked debate over Indonesia's lack of sex education in schools. [AP]

Tiger Lily, the whitest Indian (PC: Native Neverlander) princess of all time, leads her people in the traditional Jets and Sharks style tribal dance. The 1960 TV version's choreographed savages echo the racial insensitivity of J. M. Barrie's original classic.