"I was thinking, 'There's no way they can do "Ugg-A-Wugg,"'" Alanna Saunders, the actor of Cherokee Nation descent who plays Tiger Lily in Peter Pan Live, told the New York Times. "Because the lyrics are gibberish, and they're pretty offensive in terms of trying to be any sort of authentic Native American reference."

Allison Williams as Peter Pan is bad; Christopher Walken is far worse as Captain Hook is an abomination. He's giving here, what? Fifteen percent? Ten?

"I've Gotta Crow" is a bad song in a bad play, and yet, this is somehow dreadful beyond my imagination and understanding.