Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
That's nice Guy- you didn't marry someone you hated, his new admission is no revealation. "Madona can out dance and perform 23's year olds"-too bad she can't write her own material. There's a website by a girl named Aisha- it shows just how original Madonna really isn't. As a matter of fact Live 8 and her feed the world jimp, was also a plan, idea stolen from another's brilliant mind (Malcolm Mclaren-Bob Geldof-Live Aid). Madonna can also shut up alot of entertainers- with her publicist, and financial return, plus subversive business tactics- she has and does malign people, use their work- sometimes buy them out, and even ruin their lives. She's a capitalist, uses other's art to make money, her life would end without sucking the life out of other's work. "Swept Away" failed miserably, and Madona's album "American Life" was a rip off of Kylie Minogue- and actually not only did the greedy camera lovin' imitation of art, rip off Kylie but she spread out Kylies material into a few products, to really get more bang for her buck, and poor Kylie got cancer. Guy's just being nice- maybe the divorce settlement loot ran out or he is nervous she'll sabotage his new film release and wants to keep it on his good side.
@namemale: You're making me defend Madonna, so I'm not happy, but by the time Kylie Minogue had her first hit (with a remake no less) Madonna was already a global megastar. Also, the credits of every album lets you know what she does and does not write. They aren't state secrets. And Guy Ritchie is quite capable of sabotaging his own film work, thank you very much. He doesn't need his ex-wife's help.
Meanwhile, Christopher Bollen is giving the Spring/Summer '09 of Fantastic Man 1000 words on a hangover he picked up in Paris. Seriously. I'd tell you to buy it but the magazine costs five pounds which is like $20 US and is big and has Bret Easton Ellis on the cover drinking a can of Diet Coke. But if you're into that kind of thing.
Oh, and Aron: best advice I ever got - don't read the comments. You're doing swell! Keep it up.
I worked there briefly and it was always insane. Can you imagine training someone to find out later is going to replace you? I'm absolutely thrilled by this news, they deserve everything they have coming.
Didn't we know this was going to happen? A fucking businessman slumming among the creatives, trying to recreate Andy Warhol's magic. Roughly one year ago, Charlie Rose actually had on some enablers of this goddam trainwreck: Marc Jacobs, Glenn O'Brien, Peter Brant and his wife, then-"contributing fashion editor," Stephanie Seymour Brant. The less that is said about Stephanie's ideas on art and fashion and the magazine industry the better.
@RonMwangaguhunga: Ugh. Business people should stick to what they're good at: stealing people's money and selling boring financial products. I can't stand seeing magazines and music companies run by these unimaginitive morons who use it as a vanity project to get laid.
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Oh, and Aron: best advice I ever got - don't read the comments. You're doing swell! Keep it up.
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It was all a fucking stupid Peter Brant ego trip.
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