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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    08/11/09

    In reply to Dying Paper Produces Another Muthafuckin 'Puppy Diaries'
    And the sick puppies who comment here at Gawker--do they bring the pack closer together?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/11/09

    In reply to Dying Paper Produces Another Muthafuckin 'Puppy Diaries'
    Oh, no--not that sick pet fetish again. Jesus Christ on a crutch, if I have to work on one more of these wretched things, I'm going to open my veins with a rusty saw in front of a pet store full of children. *sobs*
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/11/09

    @BookishLookish: You can not resist. Submit to your furry overlords.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/11/09

    @BookishLookish:
    It's Canine Munchausen Syndrome...the puppy is fine; she's just run out of stuff to write about him.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    08/11/09

    @City_Dater: NWA are re-forming at my request and writing me a song: "Motherfucking Fuck the Fucking Puppy Book Writers," you know it.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/11/09

    In reply to Dying Paper Produces Another Muthafuckin 'Puppy Diaries'
    Real cute addicts go to [cuteoverload.com]
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    08/11/09

    @Nic Fit: mock not my browser default page.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    What did they do with the drumstick?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    Jeez, it's not like the third leg is operational -- I mean, he can't teach the puppy to juggle with it or anything.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    I generally don't have a problem with freak shows, I actually like them! But he really lost his freak loving fan base when he said he's going to reattach the fifth leg. There are more puppies in the mill Strong! Go git 'em!
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    A dog with five legs could have a lucrative porn career.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/24/09

    @goetz:

    Porno slaps with massive puppy limpies -- THWAK
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    Dick Zigun better put in a counter offer. Of come up with a three-headed calf.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    Science's latest salvo in the war against dog-humping-human-leg has gone too far.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    It would take take a strong Strong man to let wee Lilly go.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    Kind of puts penis-as-third-leg jokes into perspective, doesn't it?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    ...and the beach! All the cigarette butts you can eat!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/24/09

    In reply to Do-Gooders Deny Five-Legged Dog Career in Entertainment
    Freak show? Haven't we discussed Katie Holmes on SYTYCD enough for one day?
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    07/17/09

    In reply to People Love Fire Pee Dog
    Not to say you aren't intelligent, but when a dog lifts it's leg it's peeing. Sooo, more specifically it's a flamethrower-penis dog.
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    Image of sirjohnoldcastle sirjohnoldcastle
    07/17/09

    In reply to People Love Fire Pee Dog
    the dog is peeing as though it is male yet there is no penis evident. Otherwise, great ad.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/17/09

    @sirjohnoldcastle: Because heaven forbid a Christian might ever see a penis on television, even in dog-form.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/17/09

    @SwissMister: I think a Christian would be distracted by the burning bush.
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