Is It Time?
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over here. Over here. Over here. Right here. Hi.
Idiot dog commits suicide.
Rollin'
Shoop. Ssshhhhoo boop. Shoo boop, de boop shoo boop. Hello. Didn't see you there. Do you want to sit on a pillow? I am singing my jam.
Read a Book
Capital in the Twenty-First Century, by Thomas Piketty. Belknap Press, 685 pp. Tastes like dry paper.
The Wonderful Flaws of Insane Shelter Dogs, Vol. 2
Some of the best dogs on earth are shelter dogs. Also some of the craziest dogs. Today, we celebrate these wonderful, insane, great dogs, with their totally real descriptions from a local dog shelter.
Party Time
Is life a party? I don't know.
Give a Kiss to Me
Saw a mouse in my house, yes! She's my girlfriend nowwww.
Banana
Lots of encouraging comments from readers lately. Many of you seem to long for an interspecies connection, an emotional bridge across the boundaries of biological determinism, into a world of pure love. It's odd to call this a desire for a more "humane" lifestyle, but that does seem to capture the feeling, does it…
Pope Francis Blesses Porn Actor's Parrot
When an Italian porn star brought his parrot named Amore to see Pope Francis on Wednesday, the pope treated the green bird with the dignity and respect owed to any parrot. The bird received a papal blessing.
Hero Dog Survives 9 Days of Freezing Weather, Gets Hit By Car, Survives!
This pet dog from Maryland went missing in Maine during nine days and nights of insanely cold weather, and it was only rescued after it was hit by a car that nearly killed it. How's your January going?
DOG SUBWAY HERO
This seeing eye dog, Orlando, leapt onto the subway tracks yesterday to save his blind master. Would your dog do the same thing?
The Remarkable Tale of Hunter, the Real-Life Rescue Dog
Wives and husbands come and go, children leave, friends fade into abstractions on Facebook. The dog is generally there for life, all of his or all of yours, whichever comes first. Hunter, who died Sunday night at home and surrounded by his people, was there for life. It was really his second life, which began when I…
Woman Whose Pug Tinkled on Banksy's Art: "Dogs Are The Original Taggers"
On Tuesday, a ferocious vandal urinated on Banksy's flower-bursting Twin Towers stencil, as a cluster of awestruck humans watched. The culprit's name is Freddi, he's an eight-year-old pug, and his caretaker is Elisa Casas, a lifelong New Yorker who was also cast on the Sundance Channel reality show Girls Who Like Boys…
Finally, "Wine Exclusively for Cats"
Combining the glee of being a weird cat person with the fun of being a weird wine person, Japanese company B&H Lifes is introducing Nyan Nyan Nouveau: "wine exclusively for cats."
"A lot of my hair stylists and my beauty team that I work with are gay so I hang out with gays a lot, and I just think they're absolutely thrilling and adorable and hilarious." - Britney Spears
Treasury Reimburses Man $500 for Mangled Dogshit-Stained Bills
Wayne Klinkel of Helena, Montana was reimbursed $500 Monday by the federal government after the family dog ate a wad of cash at Christmastime. In December, Klinkel and his wife left Sundance, their 12-year-old Golden Retriever, in the car while they ate at a diner; after eating, they realized the cash they’d left in…
"Acupuncture started as a procedure for horses, according to Dr. Marc Siebert at the Lower East Side Animal Hospital, so there’s no reason not to be using it on dogs now."
Two Dogs Escape Burning Building By Jumping Off Balcony
When firefighters arrived at an apartment fire in McMinnville, Oregon on Monday night, they found two pit bulls trapped on a second-floor balcony. The first dog managed to climb up onto the railings and balance itself before finally realizing it needed to jump. The second dog was also able to jump off the deck once a…
Animals, Ranked
Scientists cannot tell you how many animals there are in the world. But we can tell you something more important: which animals are the best.
Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Nation From This Urban Menace
With record numbers of Americans keeping dogs and cats as pets, we are plagued by many unwelcome consequences. House cats are inflicting brain damage on their human hosts with a feline disease spread through the animals' fecal matter, which people store in their homes—usually in the kitchen. When the cats are sent…
