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    French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex

    How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Breaking! Albert Camus shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die!
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    I read that headline as French ExistenialISM had a big dick, hated sex. which was so much more ...existential.
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    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Suck it, Camus.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    I'm bothered by Sartre for the same reason I'm bothered by the Louvre, and pepper.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    so, he just wanted to cuddle?
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    07/20/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Hell is other people's sex drives.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    "I should have been quite happy in bed with a naked woman, caressing and kissing her, but without going as far as the sexual act."

    Nice try big guy, but I'm NOT on the pill.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/19/09

    @kneetoe: OK, so the guy was into frottage, not boning. He had a lot on his mind!
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/20/09

    @BookishLookish: bookish, come join me; i'm having a party for those who've lost their stars
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    He was wall-eyed so perhaps he could never find that special place on the ladyflower, hence Simone's disgruntledness.

    But dig this, kids:

    Jean-Paul Sartre for Dodge Dart:

    "In my journey to the end of night, I must rely not only on dialectical paths of reason. I must have a good solid automobile, one that eschews the futile trappings of worldly ennui and asks only for basic maintenance. My Dodge Dart offers me this elemental solace, and as interior parts fall off I am struck by the realization of their pointlessness. I might not know if the window is up or down. It is of no consequence."
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Edited by Foster Kamer at 07/20/09 1:35 AM BookishLatkeish was starred BookishLatkeish was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/20/09

    @BookishLookish: kierkegaard on toyotas: being and nothingness. infinite resignation. toyotas last forever at least

    xxoo
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    L'enfer, c'est la chambre.
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    Image of Proofer3 Proofer3
    07/20/09

    @FaceMelter: Bravo.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    I'm surprised the article didn't mention one of Jean-Paul Sartre's lesser known films in the skinflick genre, Being-in-her-self.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    07/19/09

    @i'm a bottle: Heh.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Sartre felt like he had no exit from de Beauvoir's bed.
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    Image of dola dola
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Sometimes I just want to cuddle too! Chicks, man.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    07/19/09

    In reply to French Existentialist Had A Big Dick, Hated Sex
    Well in Sartre's defense, it's not like he had any choice about it.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    07/20/09

    @contradicto: Awesome.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/21/09

    In reply to How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks
    I want to see a show starring Patricia Heaton as a circus clown with a huge vagina.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/21/09

    In reply to How The NY Times Writes An Article About Big Dicks
    I'd have thought Matthew Weiner would be too busy with Mad Men to do start another show. Just another phallusy, I guess. (Come to think of it, Mad Men is not a bad title for a show about the guys who come up short.)
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