Meet Maurizio and Roberto Viel. They are twin brothers who co-own a plastic surgery practice and have performed multiple procedures on one another to increase their resemblance. (Maurizio gave Roberto a nose job; Roberto plumped Maurizio's face.) One surgery they have not performed on each other, however, is their…

There's an article in a local paper called the New York Times today about sexual depravity and coercion that's so extreme that we are actually having a hard time writing about it. Peter Braunstein? Nah. Ducks. Ducks, man. It begins: