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    Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    Cool that he just copped to it though. Sure he said it was "bad judgement", but that's better than just lying.
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    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    This reminds me: the next time I invent source quotes, I will be sure to make something up that sounds more believable than "He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    Friends don't let FRIENDS toke and dive
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    The tears of a Michael Phelps can keep a fire burning for eight consecutive nights.
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    02/01/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: Michael Phelps's slap bracelet produces a sonic boom.
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    02/01/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: When Michael Phelps punches a shark in the nose, the shark fellates him with no teeth.
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    Image of ChuffedLittleMuffin ChuffedLittleMuffin
    02/01/09

    @ChuffedLittleMuffin: Michael Phelps's microwave heats everything perfectly evenly.
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    Image of LilyBartleby LilyBartleby
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    DING.


    DONG.


    FONG.

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    LilyBartleby was starred LilyBartleby was unstarred
    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/01/09

    @LilyBartleby: Reading your posts remind me of...an American Idol episode. You know, the crazy person who shows up in spandex practicing how to power up their electric guitar with a car battery and jello?

    Look in the mirror. And start calling yourself "Ambrosia."
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    02/01/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    You know, I used to dislike the S.N.F.V.F., because my computer just hates any video over .30 seconds long and I wasn't really able to play on the monkey bars of the playground. But, now I am nostalgic for those nights when I couldn't watch anything much, but it seemed...fun.

    Aren't we supposed to be in the new wave of inclusion and joy? Or at least not-hate-filled-rants?

    I personally would like to see someone do an "execution list," for the last month. Not a list of people who are to be executed,..but a list of people who have been silently killed. It's all very WW2 resistance.

    I mean, fuck. C'mon, even BJonston only posts occasionally anymore. And he was the cheerful stalwart of...cheerfulness. No Helman, and the Judge only shows up in spurts. (Make what you will of THAT joke set-up!)

    We are all afraid of being executed for accidentally annoying some chick that Owen is banging.

    Sad.
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    Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was starred Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was unstarred
    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    That's some kid in a dorm room in the Midwest somewhere. Definitely not fishboy.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    Wonder if Michael is playing the Hero On The Hudson game right now while eating pizza and entertaining 10 ladies simultaneously:


    [www.addictinggames.com]

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    That looks about as much like him as that fake Katy Perry looked like her. Whatevs.


    In any case, he's a big fratboy wannabe young guy how could anyone be disappointed by this. I hope the real Michael Phelps is helping himself to a massive bowl right now, anway. Go & get it, fishboy.

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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/31/09

    @ObtuseIntolerant: Yeah, I wanna say it's actually him if only because of that watch!
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    I absolutely love that Phelps has decided to devote the rest of his famous life to doing whatever he wants whenever he wants it.


    Good on you, sir. Good on you.

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    The worst that could happen is an "inquiry":


    Olympic Rep: "Was that you in the picture?"

    Phelps: "Ummm....no?"

    Olympic Rep: "GOOD ANSWER THANKS FOR COMING IN!"


    End of controversy.


    A picture in Poos in the Swirl doesn't cause a ban. Testing positive causes a ban.

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    01/31/09

    @unclevanya: I've never heard it referred to as "Poos in the Swirl" before, and I have to say: I love it.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    01/31/09

    @mmstk101: In case the name catches on and takes over the tubes at a breakneck pace, let me state for the record that I just came up with it here.


    I'm going to go pack now for my trip to Internet Famedom. Thanks and goodnight!

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    Image of LilyBartleby LilyBartleby
    02/01/09

    @unclevanya:


    Get lives.


    Or at the very least, go fuck yourselves.


    Yawn.


    (Smile.)

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    LilyBartleby was starred LilyBartleby was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    02/01/09

    @LilyBartleby: I see you packed your bags as well! Good choice with the 30-gallon Hefty Handle-Tie. They're quite durable.
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    Image of OwenKlient OwenKlient
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    Uh oh. I guess Mr. Phelps is, *gulp*, a normal 23-year old after all, with nothing but partying and girls on his mind.

    Seriously, even the recent guys in the White House have been, in descending order, a pot/coke-head, a coke/alcohol-head, and a pot/vagina-head. Cut Phelps some slack. What better way to get his 12,000 calories a day but with the munchies?
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/31/09

    @OwenKlient: A vagina head! Do you mean Rahm?
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    more proof that Olympians, while media heroes during the three weeks of quadrennial competition, can be major douchebags during the 3.92 years off re: Bode Miller
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    joshua, i believe the correct spelling is D-U-N-Z-O as seen on the last episode of "Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County."


    Thanks

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    In reply to Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong
    Let us all bow our heads for a moment and meditate on the concept of "class"
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Silly Uncle. This is a classless society, didn't you know that?
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    Image of Stream Of Consciousness Stream Of Consciousness
    01/31/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: What does class have to do with anything?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/31/09

    @Hydroceph:


    Ohhhhhhhm... Ohhhhhhhmmmmm....

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    Image of freedc freedc
    02/01/09

    @StreamOfConsciousness: What does class have to do with anything? Really!? Class is fucking everything.


    deep thoughts by freedc, drunk and stoned at 2:39

     Reply
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