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lobstr
03/11/09

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Speaking of the governor's whoo-uh, four Ashley Dupre domain names for sale on Ebay, bidding is at one penny!

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Nice Beaver
03/11/09

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I really hope the State of California does the right thing and takes those kids from her and performs long-term sociological experiments on them whereby they're all raised in different places with varying mixtures of love and abuse. Then, in 2027, they can all be blindfolded and transported to a giant movie set made to look like post-apocalyptic Wilmington, Delaware. They'll be told the place is called "Bartertown," and that they'll be competing for their lives in a fighting tournament in a large metal half-sphere called "Thunderdome." When only one is left, Nadya will be lowered on a small platform from the top of Thunderdome in a chain-mail dress singing "We Don't Need Another Hero." Fin.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
03/11/09

@Nard: The State of California is bankrupt. They don't have the money to do right by ANYONE.
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Eleanor Ramilly
03/11/09

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There's no way Nickelodeon will award Chris Brown those awards, regardless of votes.
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Fishnets and Cigarettes
03/11/09

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What's the over/under on her having more kids? No one will give her invitro, but some douche will surely have sex with her and impregnate.
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DevilsAvocado
03/11/09

@Fishnets and Cigarettes★:

F&C - they wouldn't touch the sides. Nor would a douche.
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AndYourLittleDogToo
03/11/09

@Fishnets and Cigarettes★: Not to defend her, but she had all the invitro because she couldn't get pregnant the "old-fashioned" way. If she could, she probably would have been on Maury many times.
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PandoraSpocks
03/11/09

@AndYourLittleDogToo: Um, nobody knows whether she could get pregnant the old fashioned way or not since almost nothing that woman has says is connected to reality.
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DevilsAvocado
03/11/09

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1. Octopussy's birthing video? I imagine something akin to the Alien Queen and her monstrous, bulbous egg-sack in Alien II

2. What an extraordinary coincidence! I kinda regret her babies now, too.

3. No surprises there. Yoghurt is the best home-grown cure for vaginal itches yet. Or so I'm told.

4. Yay! Waterplay!

5. Sorry. It's late here. I've got nothing.

6. I presume you're talking about the Kids' Choice awards for 'Punchiest, Douchiest Male R&B Singer' and 'Most Piss-weak Excuse For a Male R&B Singer Ever'?

8. There was no bloody fight between Rihanna and Mr. Chris Douchenozzle. Seeing as she was the only one who ended up bloodied, 'between' seems a little unfair.

9. When did we start laughing at drunks? Bottoms up, Mr. Clooney. And next time you're hitting the bars in Como? I'll drink you under the table.
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BookishLookish
03/11/09

@DevilsAvocado: DA, always tryna get the hot guys under the table.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
03/11/09

@BookishLookish: @DevilsAvocado: If that's true Mr. Satanic Guacamole and I have a LOT in common!
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
03/11/09

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The Octo-Mom birth video.. Hmmm.. I think I just found the PERFECT stocking stuffer for all my GOOD friends for Christmas '09!
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EhBologna
03/11/09

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As irrational as OM seems, she's ending up with exactly what she wants. She's got 14 dolls to play with if and when she feels like it because she has free round-the-clock care for them. She's getting a house that families with two wage earners in them cannot afford. She'll have the time and money to get her manicures and pedicures and plastic surgeries because she's selling her story everywhere possible. Meanwhile "normal" people are scrambling to survive.

The winner? The fat, selfish slob. The losers? 14 helpless children.
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sassypants
03/11/09

@EhBologna: Ugh. I really wish I could disagree with you.
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BxgrlJeri
03/11/09

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OctoMom plus Dr. Phil.

Was the douchebag convention in town?
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Khrushchev
03/11/09

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You're just as bad, except also half as handsome.

This is exactly how my mother feels about the Cloon, as well.
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