Mets centerfielder Angel Pagan delayed last night's game because he was in the bathroom pooping. Apparently Pagan "felt a rumble at the end of the fourth" and ended up spending a significant portion of the fifth shitting, while his coach screamed his name from the dugout in vain. The announcers stalled! The crowd…
A funny thing happened during Game 3 of the National League championships. Ben Gibbard (of Death Cab For Cutie) and Zooey Deschanel (of our wildest indie-rock dreams) performed patriotic tunes at AT&T stadium. How could hipster royalty crossover to MLB?
It's Always Sunny's Sweet Dee stopped by Lopez Tonight. Kaitlin Olson sounds like Dee: drinking beer to breastfeed and heckling a Phillies hater. The best part is Olson whispering "don't do this," when Lopez parades her post-baby body.
During yesterday's Padres-Phillies game, Jayson Werth hit a foul ball into the stands. What happened next was epic: a fan who happened to be walking back from the concessions area—food/drink in hand—caught the ball one-handed. Seriously. Video inside.
21-year-old Matthew Clemmens forced himself to vomit on a guy he was fighting with in the stands of a Phillies-Nationals game in April. Now he's been sentenced to 1-2 months in jail. The maximum sentence was two years.
Fox and Friends cannot stop winning today: Inappropriate segment titles. Underage drinking. Viral videos. Balloon boy. Bubble boy. John Travolta.
Susan Finkelstein, a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan", really, really wants to see the World Series. Is that a crime?
We're not sure why, but athletes often celebrate big wins by squirting one another with exploding booze, as the Phillies did after beating the Rockies, which means the team stands a chance of making the World Series. Or something.
