Denver Drains Fountains In Anticipation of Dirty Hippie Gathering
A Denver suburb has made the preemptive decision to shut off two large fountains outside Dick's Sporting Goods Park — aka "The Dick" — where Phish will play over Labor Day weekend. But Commerce City mayor Paul Natale wants to be clear that this isn't a measure to, say, keep Phish fans from rinsing off their dirty…
Streaker at Phish Show Achieves the Impossible
On December 5, 2009 at Charlottesville, VA's John Paul Jones Arena, one man, one pound of shrooms, and not one ounce of clothing came together to defy conventional logic and make a Phish show worth watching.
Phish Phan's Weekapaug Wedding A Sign Of Things To Come
In August, it ain't where you're from, it's what wedding you're at. Not getting married/watching other people get married? Then you're probably single, friendless, or me. Enter Phyllis Nefler and the NYT Weddings & Celebrations to help ease/exacerbate our pain.
Google CEO: Newspapers Need to Speed Things Up
What's the mysterious plague that's killing newspapers? According to Google CEO Eric Schmidt, it's not search engines, Craigslist, or Monster.com. It's those agonizingly slow-loading websites!
Police Win War on Drugs Belonging to Zonked Phish Hippies
I'm truly disappointed that after all this time, Phish Phans still cannot successfully conceal their stash. Cops confiscated $1.2 million in various drugs at three Phish shows in Virginia last weekend. Hide it, hippies!

