This is an axe in a windshield on I-95 in Massachusetts. How did this particular axe get in that particular windshield, not far from that particular woman's head? The Massachusetts State Police explain:
In case you were worried that married life would crimp Sir Patrick Stewart's inimitable style, fear not.
Underground explosions linked to an electrical fire caused several manholes in downtown Omaha to blow their covers yesterday evening, unleashing tall flames that illuminated the darkened neighborhood.
Firefighters in Naples, aided by a crew from the Conservancy of Southwest Florida, helped a bald eagle untangle itself from a fishing line that had left it dangling from a tree some 70 feet above ground.
With the ground burning around his home in Dunalley, Tasmania, resident Tim Holmes knew he and his family had only one place to hide: In the water.
Employees at the State Department welcomed back Secretary of State Hillary Clinton after a month-long absence due to a string of health problems.
An "intimate photo" of an 18 or 19-year-old Princess Di is being published for the first time after being put up for auction at a New Hampshire-based auction house.
But soft! What light through yonder White House window breaks? It is the Oval Office, and Brangelina is meeting with President Obama, New York Times photographer Doug Mills tweets. This rare alignment of stars can only mean one thing: Tense negotiations between the American government and NAFTA, the Notables Adopting…
With "nothing left to do" on the campaign trail, the Romneys went to the movies this afternoon, where Tagg demonstrated the worst way for a pale-eyed family to pose for a picture: In a dim theater in front of a camera with a flash, which will turn all of their perfect blue eyes into glowing orbs of horror.
Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson are featured in this year's "Out 100," the list of 100 GLBT movers and shakers that Out magazine curates every year. But instead of celebrating the honorees, Out apparently decided to torture them.
A magician named John Cassidy—world record holder for "most balloon sculptures made in one hour"—visited Michelle Obama at the White House last month. She promptly imprisoned him in a latex bubble, while a White House photographer documented her chilling disregard for the civil liberties of balloon magicians.
Here's a local news report that features photos, obtained from a surveillance camera, of a uniformed New Mexico State Police officer using the hood of a car to give one woman a full cavity search, if you catch my drift. The officer in question hasn't been fired as of yet, but he's now the subject of an internal…
Today in pareidolia: A Welsh house looks like Hitler, enchanting all who see it. Swansea resident Charli Dickenson tweeted a picture of the rowhouse, and every media outlet in the British empire followed suit. It seems Hitler's ubiquity is second only to Jesus when it comes to unexpected appearances in places he does…
Someecards and Lamebook point us to an awkward optical illusion, wherein a clothed female appears to be naked due to the folds of her friend's arm. File under: How to get (fake) boobs on Facebook. [Lamebook]
Glee's Kevin McHale tweeted this picture of a "PRE-PIMPHANDED GWYNETH PALTROW" from the set of his TV show. The tweet prompted worldwide outrage from pimps who say they actually are actually big fans of Shakespeare in Love. [@druidDUDE via SeriouslyOMGWTF]
The Expendables—starring your favorite '80s-90's action stars— topped the charts last weekend. But which member of the cast is tops when it comes to the number of people he's killed on screen in other movies? Amazing infographic inside.
Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.
This is pretty amazing. Uploaded to NASA's Flckr stream just two days ago, this is "the first ever image of Earth taken from the surface of a planet beyond the Moon," snapped by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit in 2004.
Everyone knows Hunter S. Thompson was eccentric. What you may not know is that he loathed contracts. Case in point: this one, for a documentary, on which Thompson scribbled swastikas, wrote "FRAUD" and "Fuck off," and signed as Dick Cheney.
