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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/31/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    4 votes? Can't win the prize? This contest is bullshit. Also: anti-Semitic. #ivankatrump
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    Image of alboy2 alboy2
    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: Hasn't Perez taught you anything?? You must draw the little jizz lines coming out of their mouth to make it work. E for effort.
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    tigolbitties promoted this comment Edited by alboy2 at 10/31/09 10:02 AM alboy2 was starred alboy2 was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    Damn, I missed this...I was too busy using Photoshop at work. I would have rocked this...sigh. #ivankatrump
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    (small voice)...it's "kimsama" ^_^ #ivankatrump
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    10/30/09

    @kimsama: Like Yo Mama. #ivankatrump
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @kimsama: Either way, I've been clickety-clicking those poll buttons in your favor like a tiny monkey on amphetamines pushing the proverbial lever..

    Anyway, I know "kisama" in Japanese, but what's "kimsama"? #ivankatrump
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    Image of Colander Colander
    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    I laughed the most at the money in the face one. I mean, besides mine, obv (it really is funny when it moves, y'all.) #ivankatrump
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/30/09

    @Colander: The animated version busted me up. It's like purikura in a world gone mad. #ivankatrump
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/30/09

    @Colander: You blingeed yourself mad, didn't you? #ivankatrump
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    Ah, this dreaming business is getting more complicated by the minute.

    And we are getting ever closer to the world of Blade Runner by the day.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    Does this mean that a photographer may not lengthen a model's legs disproportionately versus her torso by using a slightly wide lens and shooting from the feet up?

    Must the output of a flash unit be regulated so that it does not unduly wash out the age lines on an older person's face?

    And shouldn't the French ban makeup and hair styling for models, because it may give them an unnatural look?
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/22/09 7:54 AM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/22/09

    @The Lone Scout:

    PS And let's make sure that models do not pose in any way that might alter how they should be perceived visually as regulated by a new French administrative body.

    No more showing your good side.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/22/09

    @The Lone Scout: Do I have to throw my push-up bra in the trash, Scout?
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/22/09

    @BookishLookish: Not at all, my gorgeous BookishLookish, for I will defend your lovely, thrusting breasts until they pry my hiking stave from my cold, dead hands.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    How many mistruths does this law intend to punish? Merely the unannounced alteration of a model's appearance via technology? How about the deception that buying the advertised product will resolve the black hole of our existential dilemma? Put that in Sartre's pipe and smoke it.
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/22/09 6:58 AM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
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    09/22/09


    @The Lone Scout:
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    09/22/09

    @random_play: Exactly.
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    I'm not sure people understand. Every. Single. Print advertisement has had some digital retouching or other. The bother (and cost) of labeling every print ad will be prohibitive. Not to mention it will make literally every ad, regardless of content look like a cigarette advertisement.

    I know, no one likes ads, we'd all be happy to see them vanish. But the fact is, ads pay for media you consume. No ads, no sponsors. No sponsors, no content.
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    Edited by lionel-mandrake at 09/22/09 6:51 AM lionel-mandrake approved this comment lionel-mandrake was starred lionel-mandrake was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/22/09

    @lionel-mandrake: I like ads. And retouching is as old as photography itself.

    This is gulag-style bullshit. Bite me, France, between this and not allowing Muslim women to wear the veil at school, you are failing in this century.
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    France! Say goodbye to advertising! That ought to be good for the economy.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Once color photography arrives in Canada, they won't have to hand-tint their photographs any more.
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    Caius promoted this comment SultanaEleusis was starred SultanaEleusis was unstarred
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    08/27/09

    @SultanaEleusis: As a full-time picture-tinter, I don't want none of your fancy technology.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    LOL. I immediately love this magazine. "He looked elegant in his tuxedo and scintillated on the screen."Really? So he physically emitted sparks on the set? Would have loved to have been there to see that.

    "He had a very full life and was able to reach the top of his profession at 35."

    The top? I never heard of this effin guy!
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    Tremonius promoted this comment Edited by A Message To Rudy at 08/27/09 2:57 PM A Message To Rudy was starred A Message To Rudy was unstarred
    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    08/27/09

    @Ken Green: Every single time you have sat with chums in a diner and heard any one of them chirp, "Head 'em up! Move 'em out!" you were unconsciously channeling the lesser known but greater younger brother of Ian. He is the unacknowledged zeitgeist of the twentieth century western aura. Do you think you would even know of a Clint Eastwood without his sage sagebrush Seneca?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Patricia Binns is my new favorite Hall of Fame fameball.

    As evidence of her accomplished journalistic career, she scanned and posted online a letter received in 1997 from some intern in the office of Diana (the deceased princess), denying her an interview request and telling her very politely to bleep off.

    Binns lovingly captioned the image, "Letter from Diana."

    I love this woman.
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    Edited by snugbug at 08/27/09 2:57 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of kerrington.steele kerrington.steele
    08/27/09

    @snugbug: the "Press" part of the magazine's website is an "interview" with Ms. Binns and is COMPLETELY CLASSIC. recommended reading for all: [www.citylivingmagazine.ca]

    from the jumbled recollections of her childhood bouncing around to various relatives, to her thoughts on supermodel "Janice Dickerson's" new book, to a detailed explanation of how she uses astrology, reiki and "energy" in her life and work, this is a million-word glimpse into a truly bizarre mind.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/27/09

    @snugbug: That is Patricia E. Binns, thank you very much.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Wow! An entire magazine written by the same folks that came up with the stuff you find here . . . [www.engrish.com]
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    I have never heard of, or seen, this 'magazine', and I buy approx 8 magazines a month from various locations. I do like the publishers photo, very " Warhol Death Mask".
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Haha. When you see anything this terrible, you immediately have to read the weakly-written accompanying article. And when you start reading, you always want to skip to the end, to the terrible mishmash of words desperately trying to find a conclusion (which, in my time writing articles, I have also been guilty of, so...).

    And true enough, the end of the article brings some truly majestic turkeys:

    "I do believe the piranhas consumed the body. What an unpleasant end."

    "Eric Fleming had a lot of challenges to overcome to achieve the success he did accomplish." (oh, he achieved what he accomplished did he? that's great.)

    "You wonder what Eric Fleming did in his life to deserve such a horrid demise." (oh yikes. wow)

    And the utterly, utterly, laugh-out-loud, completely amazing:

    "Fleming looked at the blackened sky and said to Menardos, "it’s now or never!" Those were Eric Fleming’s last words."
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 08/27/09 2:45 PM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
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