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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    4 votes? Can't win the prize? This contest is bullshit. Also: anti-Semitic. #ivankatrump
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    10/31/09

    @Foster Kamer: Hasn't Perez taught you anything?? You must draw the little jizz lines coming out of their mouth to make it work. E for effort.
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    Damn, I missed this...I was too busy using Photoshop at work. I would have rocked this...sigh. #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    (small voice)...it's "kimsama" ^_^ #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    @kimsama: Like Yo Mama. #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    @kimsama: Either way, I've been clickety-clicking those poll buttons in your favor like a tiny monkey on amphetamines pushing the proverbial lever..

    Anyway, I know "kisama" in Japanese, but what's "kimsama"? #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Let the Battle for the Kushner-Trump Photoshop Contest Winner Begin!
    I laughed the most at the money in the face one. I mean, besides mine, obv (it really is funny when it moves, y'all.) #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    @Colander: The animated version busted me up. It's like purikura in a world gone mad. #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    @Colander: You blingeed yourself mad, didn't you? #ivankatrump
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    Ah, this dreaming business is getting more complicated by the minute.

    And we are getting ever closer to the world of Blade Runner by the day.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    Does this mean that a photographer may not lengthen a model's legs disproportionately versus her torso by using a slightly wide lens and shooting from the feet up?

    Must the output of a flash unit be regulated so that it does not unduly wash out the age lines on an older person's face?

    And shouldn't the French ban makeup and hair styling for models, because it may give them an unnatural look?
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/22/09 7:54 AM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/22/09

    @The Lone Scout:

    PS And let's make sure that models do not pose in any way that might alter how they should be perceived visually as regulated by a new French administrative body.

    No more showing your good side.
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    09/22/09

    @The Lone Scout: Do I have to throw my push-up bra in the trash, Scout?
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    09/22/09

    @BookishLookish: Not at all, my gorgeous BookishLookish, for I will defend your lovely, thrusting breasts until they pry my hiking stave from my cold, dead hands.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    How many mistruths does this law intend to punish? Merely the unannounced alteration of a model's appearance via technology? How about the deception that buying the advertised product will resolve the black hole of our existential dilemma? Put that in Sartre's pipe and smoke it.
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    Edited by The Lone Scout at 09/22/09 6:58 AM The Lone Scout was starred The Lone Scout was unstarred
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    09/22/09


    @The Lone Scout:
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    09/22/09

    @random_play: Exactly.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Hoping to Maintain Reality, French Lawmakers Target Fashion Ads
    I'm not sure people understand. Every. Single. Print advertisement has had some digital retouching or other. The bother (and cost) of labeling every print ad will be prohibitive. Not to mention it will make literally every ad, regardless of content look like a cigarette advertisement.

    I know, no one likes ads, we'd all be happy to see them vanish. But the fact is, ads pay for media you consume. No ads, no sponsors. No sponsors, no content.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/22/09

    @lionel-mandrake: I like ads. And retouching is as old as photography itself.

    This is gulag-style bullshit. Bite me, France, between this and not allowing Muslim women to wear the veil at school, you are failing in this century.
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