Ke$ha did not cause this man's penis to flop out of his rainbow swim trunks on a beach in Australia. Click the image to enlarge this rare photograph, which gets more SFW when you zoom in. The phallic illusion will disappear before your eyes! Which is perhaps why Ke$ha looks so perplexed.
Charlie Sheen cut a porn star $30,000 after she partied with him. Sheen also says he's fine. Demi Lovato returns from rehab, and Chris Brown wants to go to awards shows with Rhianna. Saturday Gossip Roundup!
[Starlet Amanda Seyfried on the set of her and Justin Timberlake's new movie "Now" in Los Angeles. Image via Splash]
[Colorado is definitely going to have a white Christmas after being pummeled by winter storms. This Colorado woman clears out her walkway. Image via AP.]
[Johnny Depp in New York before his appearance on Letterman. Image via Splash.]
When people get fit it causes "permanent structural changes in the muscle," which makes them "remember" this strength. So, get strong now, slack off for 50 years, then work out right before you die. Your corpse will be jacked.
The Expendables—starring your favorite '80s-90's action stars— topped the charts last weekend. But which member of the cast is tops when it comes to the number of people he's killed on screen in other movies? Amazing infographic inside.
Oh, CNN, you amuse us: three days after a hilarious typo appeared on screen (see it here), Wolf Blitzer entered The Situation Room today with "New Developments" suggesting that—shocker!—President Obama is not, in fact, a Muslim. Screengrab inside.
Ah, typos, you've got to love them—especially when they're funny. Like this one, from this afternoon's CNN Newsroom, which we received a tip about and—luckily—were able to grab a screencap of from one of our Slingboxes. Pic inside.
St. Vincent's Hospital in Greenwich Village officially shut down last April. They even boarded up the ER. Yet a tipster took this photo of the St. Vincent's windows just a week ago. Scooby-Doo: where are you?
[For those of you holding out hope that sexy Anna Chapman might parachute from her plane to Russia and sneak her way back into America's pants, sorry: the ten swapped Russian spies have landed in Moscow. Image via AP.]
On Thursday, a grizzly bear in Yellowstone Park killed 70 year-old botanist Erwin Evret just hours after scientists tranquilized, tagged and released it. Wildlife officials used the bear's new radio collar to track it down again and kill it. [Telegraph]
[Joe Biden watches this morning's World Cup opening match between host South Africa and Mexico from his VIP booth, trying to figure out what the hell this "soccer" nonsense is anyway. Image via AP.]
President Obama met with Billy Graham for the first time ever on Sunday, kicking it with the legendary pastor in his log cabin for a half hour in a special top secret Jesus meeting. What did they talk about?
This is pretty amazing. Uploaded to NASA's Flckr stream just two days ago, this is "the first ever image of Earth taken from the surface of a planet beyond the Moon," snapped by the Mars Exploration Rover Spirit in 2004.
Everyone knows Hunter S. Thompson was eccentric. What you may not know is that he loathed contracts. Case in point: this one, for a documentary, on which Thompson scribbled swastikas, wrote "FRAUD" and "Fuck off," and signed as Dick Cheney.
Gray Powell, the Apple software engineer who left his next generation iPhone at a bar, sure likes to go out drinking. And play with his iPhone. And take pictures! Thanks to TwitPic, there's this: the Geek Joker (happier times).
Well, this is amazing. Photographer Ben Heine created the following photograph—a view of Paris from atop the Eiffel tower, called "Planet Paris"—by combining 12 separate snapshots he took while perched high above the beauty that laid below.
The Catholic Church is currently enveloped in yet another sex scandal involving pedophiliac priests and dignitaries, and Pope Benedict is under fire for delaying punishment to those convicted of molestation. Take that, add Pedobear, and what do you have? Pedopope!
