@MyNameIsChris: And in other news from the Climate Change Conference, Tuesday's scheduled colloquium Advances In Emissions Monitoring has some exciting new footage out of Las Vegas, New York and Orlando.
If you hold your breath for at least 1 minute, sixty times a day, will that effect the purple?Or would you be better off joining the polar bears on an ice flow?
And who are "the Michaels" you keep viraling at me like it was swine flu?
Oh this totally reminds me of a medical conference where they talked about a better design for the human body. Instead of the phallic unicorn - walnut-feet look, the speaker advocated a penises in place of forefingers, and vaginas situated on the shoulder. Imagine: Poke, poke... "excuse me ma'am."
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: When I was eleven I wrote a short story about a man who was born with rail-spikes as middle fingers. This meant that he was always telling people to fuck-off, even when just waving hello.
Though maybe, just maybe, my sub-conscience was telling a different tale. . . . A redesign is surely in order.
12/08/09
"As a friend leaps to safety, a young Manhattan woman catches an invisible cannonball in the stomach."
12/07/09
12/08/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
And who are "the Michaels" you keep viraling at me like it was swine flu?
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/07/09
12/06/09
12/05/09
12/06/09
12/04/09
12/05/09
Though maybe, just maybe, my sub-conscience was telling a different tale. . . . A redesign is surely in order.
12/05/09
Personally, I've always thought humans should have functioning eyeballs on their fingertips.
12/05/09
Your idea was stolen!! They called it "Edward Scissorhands."
Sue the mothers.
12/05/09
12/05/09
12/05/09
Ooooh, you're good. I bow to the master.
12/05/09
12/06/09
Slum Dog, I think I love you.
12/06/09
12/06/09
12/08/09
12/04/09
12/04/09
12/04/09
12/04/09
Well done, First Family.
12/04/09