This Week in Sinister Evolutionary Leaps

Anyone who has ever read Stephen Jay Gould or sat through an X-Men voiceover narration is familiar with the concept of punctuated equilibrium - the idea that evolutionary development happens not incrementally but in random, periodic bursts.
Comment of the Day: Scenes from the Avian Class Struggle
Today we heard the relieving news that the Central Park peacock is back where he belongs. Everyone was happy about that! Well, OK, not everyone. Some lesser birds were pretty pissed off.
Taking On Tyson Leads With Scary Pigeon Death Story
"It was the bloody death of a bird that provoked Mike to throw his first ever punch" says narrator Michael Kenneth Williams (The Wire), and we're off to the pigeon races with Taking On Tyson, Animal Planet's new docudrama.
Canada's Ponzi Scheming 'Pigeon King' Arrested
'Pigeon King' Arlan Galbraith was charged yesterday in Canada for allegedly running a pigeon breeding ponzi scheme through his company, Pigeon King International, and defrauding investors out of $1 million by promising enormous returns from pigeon meat sales. [CBC]
Pigeons Like to Gamble
A new study indicates that pigeons have an urge to gamble, and prefer to peck away at little pigeon slot machines hoping for a food-pellet jackpot over pecking a button for a guaranteed pellet. That's right: little pigeon slot machines.
Pigeons Poop Kings of Leon Off Stage
Having never heard the Kings of Leon, we can't say whether they deserved what a bunch of pigeons did to them in St. Louis: They pooped on them so much that the band had to stop playing after three songs.
New York's Pigeons Feel Wrath of Pennsylvania Gun Nuts
Pennsylvania rednecks are kidnapping NYC's pigeons for live target practice, calling it "an American tradition."
Putting Pigeons On The Pill
As any Hollywood resident who has ever suffered the heartbreak of discovering that their freshly washed vehicle has been even more freshly shat upon by an incontinent flock of air-rats can tell you, the pigeon menace must be stopped at all costs. Good Morning America this morning looked at the efforts of local…
Swallowing Pigeons in the Park
So many questions: What's a pelican doing in the middle of London? How many pigeons can a pelican eat? And how soon can we get a shitload of pelicans over here to New York?
